Ally-Cathrine Of Aragon
Annie-Anne Boleyn
Jamila-Jane Seymour
Quinn-Anna Of Cleves
Lara-Kathrine Howard
Colleen-Cathrine Parr

~~

[Ally:]
Divorced

[Annie:]
Beheaded

[Jamila:]
Died

[Quinn:]
Divorced

[Lara:]
Beheaded

[Colleen:]
Survived

[Ally:]
And tonight we are

[All:]
LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!

[Ally:]
Listen up, let me tell you a story!

[Annie:]
A story that you think
You've heard before!

[Jamila:]
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces

[Quinn:]
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces

[Lara:]
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme..!

[Colleen:]
So I picked up a pen and a microphone!

[All:]
History's about to get overthrown!

[Ally:]
Divorced

[Annie:]
Beheaded

[Jamila:]
Died

[Quinn:]
Divorced

[Lara:]
Beheaded

[Colleen:]
Survived

[All:]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives!

[Ally:]
All you ever hear
And read about

[Annie:]
Is our ex and the way it ended

[Jamila:]
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

[Quinn:]
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended

[Lara:]
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court

[Colleen:]
Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

[Ally:]
Divorced

[Annie:]
Beheaded

[Jamila:]
Died

[Quinn:]
Divorced

[Lara:]
Beheaded

[Colleen:]
Survived

[All:]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives

Divorced

[Ally:]
My name is Ally Of Aragon (A/N: I'm keeping the last names/titles other wise it won't work or whatever)
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again

[All:]
Beheaded

[Annie:]
I'm that Boleyn girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!

[All:]
Died

[Jamila:]
Jamila Seymour, the only one he truly loved

[All:]
Rude

[Jamila:]
When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more...

[All:]
Divorced

[Quinn:]
Ich bin Quinn of Cleves

[All:]
Ja

[Quinn:]
When he saw my portrait he was like...

[All:]
Jaa~

[Quinn:]
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henry's little...

[Lara:]
Prick up your ears! I'm the person
Who lost her head

[All:]
Beheaded

[Lara:]
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
L. Howard is here
And the fun's begun

[All:]
Survived

[Colleen:]
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far

[All:]
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen Bee
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives!

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