(I gave Mustard, Muscular and Moonfish names cuz they didn't have one...don't mind xD)
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10:14pm

*Toga 'Mr. Stainy' Himiko added Hikiishi Kenji and 9 others to the chat*

-Toga: HEWWO uwu 🔪♥🔪

-Shigaraki: Wat is this...

-Kurogiri: It appears that Miss Toga has formed a group discussion.

-Bubaigawara: Yay!

-Bubaigawara: Fuck this!

-Toga: I wanna be a big happy family! Stabby family! 🔪

-Iguchi: Bitch you made me get GTA wasted.

*Toga changed the name for Iguchi Shuichi to Grand Theft Gecko*

-Grand Theft Gecko: I h8 you

*Toga changed her name to Mrs Stainy*

-Bubaigawara: OH ME NEXT

-Bubaigawara: Stop.

*Mrs Stainy changed the name for Bubaigawara Jin to Deadpool 2.0*

-Deadpool 2.0: I love it. Go fuck yourself with a knife.

-Mrs Stainy: Later :3

*Dabi Dabi left the conversation*

*Hisoka added Dabi Dabi to the conversation*

-Hisoka: You aren't going anywhere till you confess to stealing my thin mints you crispy bitch

-Dabi: Should've eaten them when you had the chance, you walking fart.

*Mrs Stainy changed the name for Tadashi Hisoka to Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick*

-Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick: WHY IS MINE SO LONG?!

-Dabi: Lol

*Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick changed the name for Dabi Dabi to Deep Fried Dickbag*

-Deep Fried Dickbag: Anti-lol

-Shigaraki: WTF are u all doing? We're a mature organisation, not little brats!

-Kurogiri: Miss Toga, if I may?

-Mrs Stainy: You may UwU

*Kurogiri changed the name for Shigaraki to Facepalm*

-Atsuhiro: I must say, Kurogiri, I did not think you had it in you. Kudos.

*Grand Theft Gecko changed the name for Sako Atsuhiro to Nothing Up My Sleeve*

*Grand Theft Gecko changed the name for Tanaka Eitaro to Big Veiny Meatwad*

*Deadpool 2.0 changed the name for Watanabe Hiroomi to NomNomUwU*

-NomNomUwU: ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFF

-Deep Fried Dickbag: You're in a fucking straight jacket Moonfish how the fuck

-NomNomUwU: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

-Deep Fried Dickbag: uck.

-Kenji: I leave my phone for one minute and I come back to this mess.

*Mrs Stainy changed the name for Hikiishi Kenji to QweenB*

-QweenB: 😘

-Facepalm: U r all insufferable.

-Kurogiri: Allow them to have their fun, Shigaraki Tomura.

*Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick changed the name for Kurogiri to MOTHER DEAREST*

-Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick: Y'all knew that was coming.

-MOTHER DEAREST: Do you not have homework to do, child?

-Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick: I did...but Handman disintegrated it...

-Facepalm: My finger slipped.

-Mrs Stainy: ANYWAY

-Mrs Stainy: I made this chat to pick on Dabi and his new GIRLFRIEND

-QweenB: Now we're talking 😍

-Nothing Up My Sleeve: I think she's a lovely young woman. I haven't exactly spoken to her yet, but I'm an excellent judge of character.

-Deadpool 2.0: SHE'S A BITCH

-Deadpool 2.0: She's such a sweetie congrats man!

-Deep Fried Dickbag: Fuck off we aren't together.

-Deep Fried Dickbag: She's like 12.

-MOTHER DEAREST: Actually, Miss (L/N) turned 18 two weeks and three days ago.

-Grand Theft Gecko: Ooff shit man. She's gonna b pissed. Did u even remember her birthday? Ur gift gonna be murking her buddies?

-QweenB: Somehow I doubt that. (Y/N) seems to get that we're against her school...Her loyalty to Dabi might just be stronger than some trashy hero academy...

-Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick: LMFAO I JUST HEARD DABI SMASH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL AND SHOUT "FUCK"! 🤣🤣🤣

-Mrs Stainy: Oooooh someone's in looooooooove! 💖💖💖

-Facepalm: Ew.

-MOTHER DEAREST: I can confirm that Mr. Dabi indeed has some strong, conflicted feelings towards Miss (L/N).

-Deep Fried Dickbag: You sure spew a lot of fucking bullshit for a man without a mouth...

-MOTHER DEAREST: In my defense, you did not explicitly state that what you told me was to remain confidential.

-Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick: Lololol did you guys fuck already?

-Deep Fried Dickbag: Isn't it past your fucking bedtime?

-Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick:

-Grand Theft Gecko: 1 2 3 4 I declare a meme war up in this shit

-Facepalm: Re-add me once u have sumthing important 2 discuss

*Shigaraki Tomura left the cconversation*

-Deadpool 2.0: What crawled up his asshole and died?

-QweenB: Toga honey didn't you say your hamster disappeared...?

-Nothing Up My Sleeve: My word...

-Deep Fried Dickbag: Heh

-Mrs Stainy: Oh yeah lol Moonfishy got hungry lol

-MOTHER DEAREST: Oh.

-NomNomUwU: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCccccCcccccccc ccc

-Deadpool 2.0: Good job, buddy! You found another letter! The fuck is wrong with you?

-Deep Fried Dickbag: unt.

-Mrs Stainy: DabDab you should ask (N/N) out and take her somewhere fun before we go kill her underclassmen 😱😍

-Nothing Up My Sleeve: Somewhere nice. Perhaps the beach? Or for a nice candlelit dinner?

-MOTHER DEAREST: I believe you are both forgetting that we are wanted criminals.

-Mrs Stainy: Oh yeah lol whoopsie 😂

-Deep Fried Dickbag: OR I could just not do anything cuz she's an annoying little bitch

-QweenB: It concerns me how she can still adore you when you act like such a pig is beyond me...

-Mrs Stainy: I HAVE THE BEST IDEA OH MY GOD

-Grand Theft Gecko:

-Grand Theft Gecko: Fuck wrong chat

-MOTHER DEAREST: ......

-Nothing Up My Sleeve: ...........

-Mrs Stainy: lol

-Deep Fried Dickbag: 👏👏👏

-Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with a Candlestick: Please tell me that was for shitposting and not foreplay

*MOTHER DEAREST removed Tadashi Hisoka from the conversation*

-MOTHER DEAREST: This kind of thing is not suited for his age group.

-Deadpool 2.0: Yet murder is?

-Deadpool 2.0: LET THE CHILD LEARN

-Mrs Stainy: Don't worry DabDab Magne and I will organise a date for you and (N/N)!

-QweenB: With pleasure

-Deep Fried Dickbag: Whatever...

-Mrs Stainy: Hey, can I ask you a super serious question?

-Deep Fried Dickbag: What

-Mrs Stainy: Do you have a franken-dick?

-Nothing Up My Sleeve: Toga, no...

-Mrs Stainy: Toga yes! I need to know!

*Deep Fried Dickbag has left the conversation*

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12:37am

-Big Veiny Meatwad: What the fuck

***This is just a shitpost cuz I got bored and had a few drinks...so...yeah...lmao
I hope at least some people get the Colonel Mustard bit***