Batman is the most dangerous man on earth. In a good way of course.

You know why it's a good thing?

Guess.

BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN.

Oooh Aquaman, looks as if we've got a new savage in town- I seriously want to witness that.

Batman is an amazing little thing. He's got the wits to save the world. He's a billionaire, playboy, billionaire as well as many other things Tony Stark isn't. He's a martial arts expert. You do NOT mess with this guy.

And sometimes he's worth saving- or sometimes he's just plain normal and not paranoid. Rare.

And by rare I mean so rare that I'd throw a pokeball at it. ☕️

When people come to me claiming that they hate batman I usually say something like this to throw them off:

Batman never disappoints. It's cool how he always stays in the shadows

Just...There....Staring at you....Disapprovingly ;-;

His arch nemesis is no match for him--No matter how many psychological disturbances they have.

REKT CLARK, REKKKKKT

the best thing though, he appreciates animals- I'm just going to ignore the superman symbol for the sake of my sanity, thanks.

The only reason my lantern ring didn't choose him is because two other rings could also come.

Rage.

And

Fear.

I'm glad it didn't. He'd be overpowered ._.

I'm just going to add this. They are BEST FRIENDS NOTHING MO-

But batman is amazing. And that's the truth.

gothamsavior