SO the decision I made with this story may rub some people the wrong way.  

But C'mon... who wants to read a Reader Insert where the Reader is a worthless background Character?

 I'm currently walking back to the church with Asta at my side, we had just finished a training session.  He's yelling his head off as usual, something about being the Pirate King?  Or was it Hokage?  Oh well, it doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is, I have massive Muscles, gorgeous hair, and a lot of mana.

I'm joking of course, to be totally honest, I think his desire to be the Wizard King is completely awesome.  At the Church, Asta and I are referred to as the "Troublesome Duo."  Mainly because we're always getting into trouble.  Like always, reality is more disappointing than fact.  It's mostly Asta yelling at someone, almost getting his ass kicked, and me having to get him out of trouble.

I looked over at the short and stout meathead.

Asta:... And then Finally, Sister Lily will marry me!

Y/n: Bro, she's a Woman of the Cloth...

Asta: SO!

Y/n: She can't get married.

Asta: The things we care about should never be given up on!

Y/n: "If you love something, let it go, if it comes back, it was meant to be."

My quote seemed to strike a cord with the Lil Jock.

Asta: So... if I let her go, she'll realize how good of a catch I am!?

Or not, sometimes I forget how much of an idiot he is.

Y/n: Yeah sure, maybe you should try falling in love with another girl, that way she'd get jealous and try to win you back!

Asta looks at  me with stars in his eyes.

Asta: You really think that would work!?

Not at all...

Y/n: Yeah sure, maybe! 

Asta: Then that's what I'll do! I'll become the Wizard King, find some amazing... but not as amazing as Sister Lily, girl, and make her Jealous! Then she'll see that I'm her soulmate!

I sweatdropped.

Y/n: God he's an idiot... I honestly don't understand his obsession with her... she act's like she's his Mom....

Asta:  Oh yeah! Today's the day!

Y/n: What now Asta?

Asta: We're gonna get our Grimoire's!

Y/n: Oh yeah...

Asta: OH YEAH?! Why did you say it like THAT!

Y/n: I mean... I haven't needed a Grimoire yet, I'm powerful enough as is... I mean my Mother was a Dragon for crying out loud... 

Unsavory memories flashed before my eyes as I remembered my last moments with my... amazing Mother...

Asta: You okay?

The Dragon Lacrima in my body burned slightly...

Y/n: I'll be alright...

Asta and I continued on our way to the Church.

Asta: Finally, I'll get my Grimoire, I'm just one step closer to becoming Hokage!

The Church came into view ahead of us, children of all ages ran around joyfully, a frantic Sister Lily trying, and failing desperately, to get them to calm down.

Lily: P-Please stop running!  Recca! Nash! Please stop throwing things at each other!

Asta: How dare they not listen to Sister Lily!

Y/n: You never listen to her either!

Asta: That's different! 

I rolled my eyes, preparing to scare the shit out of some kids.

Y/n: ATTENTION!

The children stopped running around, instantly turning to look at me.

Children: BIG BRO Y/N!

All the children saluted me.

Y/n: I do believe Major Lily gave you an order! Quit rough housing, it's stressing her the hell out!

A tall, pale, black haired boy came from around a corner, and stood beside Sister Lily.

Lily: It's so odd to watch him be the responsible one... 

???: Responsible? Nah, he's just being an ass.... After all, he called you Major Lily, and not Sister Lily.

Lily: Oh c'mon Yuno, he's just joking around.

Yuno: Whatever....

Yuno flicked his hair.

 Y/n: You ready to go Yuno?

Yuno: Tch, whatever.

Y/n: God he's so edgy...

Asta: The three rival's are finally ready to get their Grimoires! 

Yuno: Tch! As if you'll get one!

(Timeskip)

Asta and I are stood next to each other in the Grimoire Tower, I looked around bored, Asta is darting around curiously.

Asta: I wonder what kind of Grimoire I'll get!

Y/n: Probably a normal one...?

Asta: But I want the best one!

Y/n: Not happening, cuz I'm getting the best Grimoire! 

Asta: NU-UH! You didn't even want one an hour ago!

Y/n: Yeah? Well you want one, and as your rival, mine is going to be better than yours!

Asta looked at me with a competitive smirk.

Asta: We'll see!

Meanwhile on the other side of the room. Yuno is watching the energetic Duo with annoyance.

Yuno: Pftt, as if.  I'm going to get the best Grimoire, and beat my Rivals!

All of our attention was drawn by a lanky old fucker with a wizard beard.

Wizard Boi: Blah blah blah! Magic magic magic! Blah blah blah!

Y/n: .... uh?

Asta: What did he just say?

Y/n: I have no clue, let's hope it wasn't important...

Asta nodded his head in agreement.

Suddenly, the room was alight with mana, books of all color's and sizes flying high above us. After a while a large thicc tomb made it's way to me. I caught it midflight, trying my best to look badass, and from the feminine giggles I heard, I guess I was doing alright.  I looked at my new Grimoire.  Relatively thick, it don's a matte grey color, with sharp scale like patterns outlined in silver, arcs of black and white lightning stretching haphazardly across its front and back. Finally, the most amazing feature, something I'm going to gloat about nonstop, A vibrant, steel colored Four-Leaf Clover on the front.

Looking over, I saw a stunned Asta, a wide smile stretched across his face as he gripped a red and gold Grimoire in his hands.  Across the front of the Grimoire are what appear to be flames of some kind, dancing chaotically.  Finally, in the center of the book sit's a proud, Gold Three Leaf Clover.

I excitedly patted Asta on the back.

Y/n: Congrat's man, you've never been able to use magic before in your life, so maybe now, with your Grimoire, you'll be able to kick some ass.

Asta sniffled happily.

Asta: I knew it... if I just worked hard enough.... I'd make it!

Tears streamed down Asta's face, a look of pure unadulterated happiness on his Visage.

Asta opened the book, only to have his happiness die down.  Six Pages.  That's all his Grimoire contains.

Y/n: Oof... those better be some pretty damn good spells....

Asta perked up again.

Asta: At least it's something... what kind of Grimoire did you get?

Y/n: Just a Four Leaf Clover, no big deal.

Asta: YOU GOT A FOUR LEAF CLOVER GRIMOIRE!

Everyone in the area suddenly had their attention pulled away from Yuno, and onto me, as it should be.

Girl: Wow... two Four Leaf's.... in the same room...

Boy: Damn... now I feel inferior!

I threw my hands up, basking in their praise.

Y/n: That's right Plebs! WORSHIP ME!