Written: Dec 9th, 2016

Charlie marched up and down the room.

He had a determined expression on his face, and he was wearing a fake short moustache, although it made him sneeze every two minutes. His Royal robe was flowing down from his shoulders and was sweeping the floor when he walked. The sword was twice his height, but they say that a mighty warrior must have a mightier sword. His crown covered half of his face and his hair was sticking out from all places. Regardless of that, he was the Emperor.

"Subjects!" He bellowed, raising his arms, as if he was the only source of energy to his people.

"All Hail King Charlie!" They chorused. And sat down in their assigned seats.

Lord Charlie pinched the bridge of his nose, lost in deep thought. He sat down on his throne and raised his right hand (that means – pay attention).

"The topic of serious discussion today is: taking over School. That territory is currently ruled by the great emperor, Principal Jones. Suggestions." He said, making his voice deep on purpose. (Please don't tell his highness, but he sounds like a dying baby crocodile.)

"Let's wage war!" Cried one of his subjects. He had a hook attached to one of his hands (long story short: he doesn't know how to get dressed), and he was popularly called 'Pirate Clumsy Hook.'

"Bah. And get ourselves killed? Have you seen their army size? It's filled with teachers and supervisors, and we would be detained in their classrooms doing disgusting homework." Janus said, getting up from her seat. She tone went several octaves higher as she said this.

"Ewwwwwwwwww" everybody chorused. They shrunk further into their seats and wrinkled their faces.

"I know." She said, "it's disgusting." She then faced King Charlie and bowed down, doing a little twirl with her hands. "Your Majesty, I have a better idea."

"Speak." He said, slightly jerking his head up and then back down.

"We should use tactics. Get their people to overthrow The Principal. We should campaign and show them how great it would be when we rule." She declared. Facing the rest of the palace.

"Let's set the rules, then!" Cried Hook.

"Rule number one: Everybody must obey the King." Charlie announced.

Pretzie noted it down in her notepad. She was the one in charge of the minutes, and was paid a handsome salary for that job.

"Rule number 2: There shall be no homework." Janus said. The court cheered at this, and King Charlie could help but laugh.

"Rule number 3: Teachers must bake cake for us. Chocolate cake." Hook said, lifting his hook in the air.

"Rule number 4–"

"Charlie! It's snack time!" Mother came into the room, with chips and chocolate cookies. She realised she had interrupted an important meeting, and then corrected herself, "Ehm. King Charlie, and his loyal... Subjects, would you all do the honors of ingesting your Royal food?" She asked, placing the snacks on the green round table near the treasure box.

"Aye, thank you, assistant." Charlie said in the same tone. "The palace is dismissed. We shall eat together, subjects." King Charlie said, pulling off his robe and mustache and running toward the table. The other kids did the same, howling and trampling each other in the process to get the cookie with the most number of chocolate chips in it.

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