OK MY LOVELY HONIE SUCKLES IM SORRY TO DO THIS BUT YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME NO CHOICE *CRYS IN A CORNER* *COMES BACK* *SNIFFLE SNIFFLE* OK SO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE WILL HATE ME BUT I WILL NOT UPDATE UNTIL I GET 25 VIEWS AND 10 VOTES ON MY OTHER NALU BOOK BEFORE IT'S TO LATE I AM SO SORRY *CRYS HARDLY ON MY BED WHILE EATING DOUBLE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WHILE WATCHING CHICK FLICKS* NOW *SNIFFLE SNIFFLE* I KNOW YOU PEOPLE PROB THINKING WHAT THE HECK AND SERIOUSLY WELL I JUST *SNIFFLE SNIFFLE* WANT TO MAKE MEH BOOKS POPULAR BECAUSE IM NOT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A GOOD AND POPULAR WRITER SO YEA IF YOU COMMENT ON MY BOOKS I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT AND DO A DISCLAIMER WITH ME ON MY NEXT CHAPTER WHICH WILL PROB BE TOMMOROW IF YOU HONIE SUCKLES TAKE ACTION AND READ THE BOOK WELL BYE I WILL LEAVE HAPPY TO DO THE FIRST EVER DISCLAIMER.

HAPPY: AYE SIR

NATSU: WHY DOES HAPPY GET TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!!

HAPPY: BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN YOU NATSU

NATSU: YOU PROBABLY BRIBED HER WITH FISH DIDNT YOU WHAT EVER YOU GAVE I WILL DOUBLE IT

ME: HEY BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! FIRST OFF NO HAPPY DIDNT BRIBE ME WITH FISH. SECOND I DONT WANT ANY FISH BECAUSE I GOT SHRIMP KABOB STICKS SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT. AND THREE IF YOU GUYS CANT PULL YOUR ACT TOGETHER I WILL GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!

HAPPY: WAY TO MAKE EVERYONE FEEL BAD REGULARCHICK :'(

ME: HAPPY I AM THREE FISH STICKS AWAY FROM BEATING YOU TO A POLE HAPPY

HAPPY: AYE SIR REGULARCHICK DOES NOT OWN ANY FAIRY TAIL. . .

NATSU: IT ALL BELONGS TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER SHE JUST OWNS THE STORY

HAPPY: HEY! NATSU YOU JUST STOLE MY LINE

NATSU: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR TOO SLOW

ME: THAT'S IT! *PULLS OUT A METAL BAT

HAPPY: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!

NATSU: I DONT KNOW HAPPY BUT RUN!!!