(Play music)
Flame:
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Humatrix:
Why would you write that?

Genos:
I'm just trying to tell the truth.

Humatrix:
This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just..I'll do it.

Flame:
I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard

Genos:
Hard?

Flame:
Has been bad

Genos:
Bad?

Flame:
Has been rough

Genos:
Really!

Flame:
And I miss talking about life and other stuff

Genos:
Very specific.

Humatrix:
Shut up!

Flame:
I like my parents

Genos:
Who says that?

Flame:
I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright

Genos:
Smoking drugs?

Humatrix:
Just fix it!

Flame:
If I stop smoking crack

Humatrix:
Crack?!

Flame:
If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

Genos:
Are we done yet?

Humatrix:
Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?

Genos:
Oh my gosh.

Humatrix:
Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

Genos:
No.

Humatrix:
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

Genos:
No!

Humatrix:
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

Genos:
Absolutely not.

Humatrix:
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see

Flame:
Just wait and see!

Humatrix & Flame:
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

Flame:
My sister's hot

Humatrix:
What the heck!

Genos:
My bad.

Flame:
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for every note you send

Humatrix:
Dear Connor Murphy,
I'm just glad to be your friend

Humatrix & Flame:
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

Humatrix:
But not because we're gay

Flame:
No, not because we're gay

Humatrix & Flame:
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad

Flame:
Well anyway!

Humatrix:
You're getting better every day

Flame:
I'm getting better every day

Humatrix & Flame:
We're getting better every day

ALL:
Hey hey hey hey!

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely

Miss you dearly

Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me

Flame: That went well
Humatrix: Agreed
Genos: I barely sung
Flame: Sorry Genos. Anyway thanks for listening and also none of this is actually true I just did this cause I wanted to
And thanks to humatrix-X-24 and GangstaGenos also as you all know Jess is my sister. But since this is a song I wasn't talking about her. She is nice and beautiful.