Wow. This generation is pathetic. While we complain about the lack of chips, there are kids in third world countries complaining about no food at all.

Me: *walks into the pantry and rummages around* MOTHA! WHERE DO THY KEEP THOU CHIPS?
Mom: Do you have any idea what you just said?
Me: Not really... Anyways, where are the chips?
Mom: Oh, uh, we're all out.
Me: *eye twitches* WHAT?!?!
Mom: Geez, cool it. I'll go to the store tomorrow.
Me: THIS CANNOT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY AND I NEED IMMEDIATE CARE! SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!!! *faints dramatically*
Dad: *comes in crunching a bag of potato chips*
Me: *bounces up and makes a grab for the bag* *rips it to shreds and eats the chips* I'm better now! You can spare the ambulance!