I don't worry too much about this, but plenty of people do. This is not meant to offend anyone in any way. It's just for laughs. And I mean, what do I know? I'm not a girl who's obsessed with her looks, and I'm not a dude. So there.

Girl's version
Girl: OH NO I BROKE A NAIL!
Me: Really? *is chewing on nails*

Girl: ME HAIR IS SCREWD UP NOW!
Me: Are you serious? *plays the song, "I Wave My Hair Back and Forth" and shakes head around wildly*

Girl: OMG I HAVE A WRINKLE IN MY SUPER STYLISH DRESS! WILL THE HORRORS NEVER END?!
Me: Wut? *is wearing my dad's old firefighter T-Shirt, shorts, and sneakers*

Girl: *applies pounds on makeup on face*
Me: Da fudge? *is trying to desperately escape from my cousin who wants to use me as a makeup manikin*

Girl: *spends hours brushing hair, picking clothes, putting on makeup, and doing other girly stuff in the morning*
Me: *throws random T-Shirt and shots on, runs brush quickly through hair, and walks out the door* Screw beauty.

Boy version
You know what? I got nothing. Sorry.