RESULTS!!!!!!! (A parody and a bit of ranting! [duh])
*This whole part will be spoken in the style of a TV show results episode. This is more of a parody.*
Hello everyone! Welcome to 'Giveaway Results', the finals. I'm your host, Shravya, and today, we find out the results of who gets what prize of our four remaining contestants!
First, let's meet the judges who had nothing to do with the voting! Here's America's least favorite, the mean one, Simon Stern! *Cue applause* Next, we have our beautiful angel and wonderful dancer, Heidi Abdul! *more cheers* And lastly, here's yo man, Yo Dawg House!!!! *Real screaming and shouting*
Now, we have our contestants! First, we have young skating enthusiast, xXSkater4evahXx!!! Next, we have an aspiring writer, TejaTumm!!! Next, we have the character's #1 fan herself, PercyJackson2500!!! Lastly, we have a typical small town girl, Sami4799!!! Well, all of them are great, but only two people can win. Now let's get on with the show!
Well, I mean, we have allotted two hours for this show, and it only takes five minutes to announce the results, so let's waste some time by showing you random videos of the useless judges that nobody cares about!
*cue random backstage video of judges goofing off. cue fake laughter and actors payed to be in audience*
Now, since you saw so much useful information, we are going to go on ad break! Tata people! *cue ad break*
*SUPER LONG AD BREAK GETS OVER, AND HALF THE SHOW IS OVER*
Welcome back everyone! Right now, we are going to find out who won the shoutout! Are you guys ready? *cheering* Great! Contestants, come up to try stage. Now, we will watch them for an agonizing 10 minutes while the cameramen focus on each of their sweating faces! Then, we interview them, cause that's just what we do! And finally, I say it.
"Sami4799!!!!!!!" *crowd cheers*
Sami4799, how do you feel right now? A dedication and a shoutout on my profile for a whole month? That's amazing! Tell us how you feel. *Sami4799, really, do it!*
Well that's great, but now Ariana Grande is here to sing her latest hit single, 'People Keep Hitting Me!', so move away. Here she is, the pop princess herself, Ariana Grande! *sings off-key about how the Victoria Secret model hit her* Thanks you Ariana!
Now, Harry Styles, who just recently left the band, presents his new single, 'The Floor Can Drag Me Down', which is his corrected version of the song 'Drag Me Down'. Yay Harry! *sings and falls again, ensuring a definite new viral sensation* Great, now bye! *Pushes off stage, making him fall - again*
Lastly, we have Selena Gomez here to sing her song 'Justin and I Broke Up Again, So I'm Going To Cry, But Don't Worry, We'll Be Back Together Again! (I Ain't No Taylor Swift)'! Go Selena! *starts crying in middle of song, screeches Justin and leaves*
Well, um, that was.... dramatic! Useless ad break time! *cue dumb ad break*
And we are back! Now, we are going to find the first winner of the book. It is..... TejaTumm!!! That means you can choose one of these books:
• Bruiser by Neal Shusterman
• Middle School, the Worst Years of My Life by James Patterson
• Pulse by Patrick Carman
• Dave at Night by Gail Carson Levine
• The Last Dogs Dark Waters: Book 2 by Christopher Holt
PM me with your choice, and I'll get the book to you! Okay, now last year's winner, John Bob & his assistant Sara Lara will perform! Yay! *people perform* Now finally, we have our winner. xXSkater4evahXx & PercyJackson2500, step right up!
The winner of a free book is......
xXSkater4evahXx!!!! PM me with your choice of the book!
That means PercyJackson2500 gets their idea implemented into this book! YAYAYAY!
Okay, now bye! XD
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