WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Trio' with Stan and Mackie

Mackie
we got it

Stan
we really did it this time and you're gonna love us for it

Evans
what did you do exactly

Stan
we

Mackie
got

Stan
you

Mackie
the

Stan
perfect

Mackie
date

Stan
date

Mackie
damn it seabass

Stan
i'm sorry it slipped!!!

Evans
no
no
not another date
come on guys, i just went on one and it was horrible
you know why?
because my date didn't show up ha ha ha ha

Mackie
oh come on captain small ass
we really think you're gonna like this girl
and you can forget about that girl who stood you up, pal

Stan
we even took the liberty to do a wiki search on her
a thorough wiki search

Evans
why are you guys like this

Mackie
hey i'm pretty sure a lot of people do this
i mean, it's not like we know this girl personally

Evans
no i'm pretty sure they don't
and did you guys seriously believe everything they said on the internet?
you know how unreliable those sources are.

Stan
well not everything
i mean i don't believe she's 5'10"

Mackie
she looks more like a 5'8"

Evans
why are we even having this conversation

Stan
come on chris
just give it a shot
she doesn't look too bad y'know
and she's in the same industry as us

Evans
you do know that that actually makes things a little harder, right?
what with the media and all, as well as our conflicting schedules?
let's just say this mystery girl and i do end up liking each other, what if it doesn't work out? i'm pretty sure she has tons of projects.

Mackie
stop being such a downer will you
even downey isn't that much of a downer and his surname even rhymes with the word 'downer'
HA GET IT
downer downey
or downey the downer

Stan
oh god mackie
please stop
i still don't understand how we ended up being friends with you when all you do is come up with puns that aren't even funny

Evans
^

Mackie
stop hurting me you little ungrateful shits
i'm the best thing that's ever happened to the both of you

DIS ME @ Y'ALL ^

Stan
ok i'd hate to admit this but i honestly laughed out loud at that picture

Evans
same ^
okay, so who's the girl?

Mackie
AH SEE YOU ARE INTERESTED AFTER ALL
well, we'll try to get her to go on a blind date with you

Evans
i'm curious, not interested. there's a difference.
and how in the world are the two of you supposed to contact her or her friends when you don't even know her personally?

Mackie
tinder of course

Stan
mackie, that's not how tinder works

Mackie
then plan b: we'll contact her manager

Evans
oh for god's sake please don't do something as embarrassing as that
please, for the love of god
i'm begging you

Mackie
relax, christopher
we'll get you the best date there ever is
seabass and i have our ways ;)

Evans
i'm not exactly excited for this date

Stan
come on now
don't be such a downer

Mackie
^^^^
LIKE DOWNEY

Stan
mackie i stg i'll kick you out of this group chat if you make another joke like that again

Evans
i second that ^

Mackie
stop being mean to me i'm smol

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a/n; soooo are naomi and chris finally going on that blind date? let me know what you think!! 😉