chrisevans just me, myself and i. cue 'all by myself' by céline dion.

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username who's the girl who stood him up what the fuck

username2 what kind of person stands chris evans up???

username3 she's probably not human @username2

imsebastianstan @anthonymackie you're great at choosing dates, man

username4 no baby :(

robertdowneyjr renner and i are gonna stop by domino's to make you feel better, don't worry bud. we've got you

username4 damn and i thought guys usually stood girls up

thepaulrudd it's okay you still have me 🙃❤

username5 @naomilindberg were you the girl because if you were i'm unfollowing you

elizabetholsen shit chris :( scarlett and i are otw to your place right now

username6 why don't you look at her twitter before you start shit @username5

username7 excuse me but naomi had an entirely different date bc she was at another restaurant @username5

username8 why would anyone even stand chris up wtf i'd pounce on him like a cougar if i got the chance

username9 idk why i found that 'pounce on him like a cougar' bit funny @username8 but i agree 100%

anthonymackie don't worry christopher, seabass and i are coming to get you and then we're gonna play beer pong till dawn at your place because beer pong solves everything

paulbettany @anthonymackie i think he's had enough with the blind dates

robertdowneyjr @anthonymackie no beer, mackie. my kids are tagging along to cheer up uncle chris

username9 i love how the cast is so supportive of chris when his date turns out shitty :') feel better, chris ❤ you deserve the moon

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a/n; who in the world would stand christopher evans up on a date ugh poor baby