WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Trio + Draco Malfoy' with
Stan, Mackie and RDJ

Stan
i'm still surprised you didn't take mackenzie with you to meet the family

Mackie
you and me both

Evans
guys we've only been on two 'dates'
we're not getting married jeez

RDJ
do you see yourself marrying her then 😏😏😏

Mackie
i told you it was a good idea to add rdj to the group

RDJ
so you're saying you only wanted me in the group because i can grill evans for answers??
i'm so offended
this is exactly why we're not on the same team 🖕

Stan
rdj taking it to the next level

RDJ
you guys aren't cool enough to be on my team

Evans
oh we aren't cool enough?

Mackie
don't change the subject

Stan
we know what you're trying to do

Evans
damn it

RDJ
answer the question, capsicle

Evans
it's a little too early to even be thinking about marrying someone i've just met, don't you think?

Stan
no it isn't 🙃

Mackie
maybe 🙃

RDJ
idk maybe it is
maybe it isn't
i'm just kidding, evans

Evans
i hate you all

Stan
we heat you too
hate*

Mackie
your keyboard really hates you

Evans
^

RDJ
my keyboard loves me

Stan
anyway chris
we're just kidding about the whole bringing mackenzie home to meet the family thing

Mackie
yeah
you know how much we love to see you get worked up about the smallest things

RDJ
this is exactly why he hates the two of you and loves me

Evans
ten points to rdj
and no rob, pls don't use gifs
not again

Stan
i'm cancelling our friendship rn christopher
and oh no rdj no no no no not again we had this conversation before

Mackie
sorry what i can't hear you over the 'ding' sound going off as i hit the unfollow button

RDJ
get your ears checked then, mackie
i can hear perfectly well
AND I WILL POST GIFS IF I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Evans
rdj is on a roll tonight

Mackie
sometimes i think rdj is actually tony stark

Stan
same

RDJ
anyway evans
how's massachusetts and what are you gonna do besides taking dodger on long walks and spending some quality time with your family

Evans
it's great here, as per usual
it's always great to be back home, you know?
and well, other than spending time with my family and dodger (who is also family), i'll be attending this black-tie event on the 23rd and naomi is gonna be there

Mackie
you mean spideyboy's naomi?

Stan
he means naomi lindberg ^
jeez mackie, she has a name

RDJ
tommy boy will not be pleased if he finds out that you just called him spideyboy 'cause he's spiderMAN

Evans
rdj you're so protective of tom
the fans are gonna cry

Stan
tommy boy will be the first to cry

Mackie
^^^

Evans
but yeah, naomi lindberg

RDJ
how did you meet her again

Evans
eddie redmayne introduced us when i attended the venice film festival

RDJ
ahh
so are the two of you going as each other's date?

Stan
what

Mackie
wait what

Evans
no rdj, we're going as friends

Stan
yeah we did not set you up on a blind date for nothing

Mackie
it took a lot of research
and by research we mean wikipedia

Evans
yeah, i remember
i still can't believe you guys did that

RDJ
kids these days and their wikipedia searches
ah so you're not going as each other's date
hey wait didn't you say she's with that prince caspian guy

Mackie
what's his name again

Stan
i know his surname
it's pretty easy to remember, considering the fact that my character shares the same last name with him

Evans
ben barnes

RDJ
ah yes, him!

Evans
he's not going apparently

Stan
aren't they dating or something

Evans
she told me they're not

Mackie
and mackenzie's okay with you attending this event with naomi?

Evans
it's not a date, guys

Stan
we didn't say it was a date

RDJ
okok sensitive topic
abort mission

Evans
plus, mackenzie and i aren't even dating
we've just been on two 'dates' but we're not a couple
i barely know her and she barely knows me, too

Mackie
we believe you, man
we were just teasing

Stan
really, we were ^
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