WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Girls' with Brie, Ems and Jen

Brie
so, how are things with ben :-)

Ems
yeah how was the art expo :-)

Jen
how did y'all spend the rest of the night after the expo :-)

Naomi
jen
i'm cancelling our friendship effective immediately

Jen
r00d
hey i mean we're not judging
you're a grown ass woman

Ems
oh jen
nay's gonna kill you

Brie
either she's already gonna kill you or she's secretly planning ways to kill you

Naomi
and we have a winner ^

Jen
hey just trying to be a little realistic :-)
can you blame me

Naomi
brie, ems
did you hear something?

Ems
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Brie
uh oh jen uh oh

Jen
naomi jane lindberg
don't u dare use that tactic on me it's not gonna work
READ BY 3 PEOPLE
pretty pls don't ignore me
i still need to ask you what my cat can and cannot eat

Naomi
for the sake of your cat, i shall not cancel our friendship

Jen
yay good enough for me ehehehe

Ems
anyway nay, how are things with you and ben tho?

Brie
^

Naomi
it's good, i mean we've been going out for lunch about twice a week. he's a great guy.

Jen
bring him as your date to the mockingjay premiere ehehehehe

Naomi
NO
dating rumours will surface

Brie
nay, you do know that the tabloids have already been writing articles about you two with a bold headline, "NAOMI LINDBERG REPORTEDLY DATING BEN BARNES"

Ems
"NAOMI LINDBERG AND BEN BARNES GET COZY ON A NIGHT OUT IN NEW YORK"

Jen
"NAOMI LINDBERG AND BEN BARNES SHARE A KISS AT THE MOCKINGJAY PREMIERE WITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE CHEERING ON IN THE BACKGROUND"

Naomi
why are we even friends

Brie
because i'm irresistible

Ems
because i'm the nicest person on earth

Jen
because i'm fly as fuck

Naomi
jen pls omg 🤦‍♀️

Jen
why don't ems and brie get a 'brie pls' or 'ems pls'???

Naomi
because you're my fav oops

Ems
FRIENDSHIP CANCELLED

Brie
FRIENDSHIP CANCELLED

Jen
FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT EXTENDED

Naomi
but seriously, girls. do people think that ben and i are dating?

Ems
well, i mean. you guys have been posting pictures, either of one another or together. and you guys have been going out more often, like you said.

Brie
y'know, a girl's intuition never lies, nay.
what do you think?

Jen
^
do you think you and ben are just friends?

Naomi
i suppose i do. . .
btw i met chris as well at the art expo

Jen
why do you always change the subject

Ems
it's a habit of hers
and we gotta put up with it for the next 50 years

Naomi
:-)

Brie
yeah and he has a new lady friend
and i even know that lady friend

Naomi
yeah, mackenzie! she was there at the art expo with chris as her date.

Jen
so she introduced chris as her date?

Naomi
yeah she did
to just about everyone
"this is my date, chris. he plays captain america."
we were walking around for a bit but every so often, someone would come up to her 'cause they recognized her from one of the movies she's done and she'd just casually pull chris to her side and say, "this is chris. he plays captain america."

Jen
what the fuck hahaha

Brie
wow
what the heck
has fame changed her or smth
like does she want to be recognized as chris evans' date or smth

Ems
by the looks of it, yeah ^

Naomi
idk. chris spotted me from a distance just as i spotted him and we both sort of met each other halfway and i introduced ben to the both of them while chris introduced us both to mackenzie.

Ems
"met each other halfway"

Jen
sounds like a. . . what do fans call it again?

Brie
a love story?

Jen
no not that
ah i got it!
A FANFICTION

Naomi
a what

Jen
expect one or a few to be written about the two of you☻

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a/n; i just love their friendship

also, i'm thinking of starting a book dedicated solely to various one shots 🤔