WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Trio' with Stan and Mackie

Stan
how come mackenzie gets to see you so often and we only get to see you like once a week wtf evans how could u

Mackie
^^^
rdj is v v sad as well
shall we add him in here

Stan
but then we can't be the golden trio anymore

Mackie
oh wait i know just what to do

Mackie changed the subject from 'The Golden Trio' to 'The Golden Trio + Draco Malfoy'

Mackie
THERE 😏
IT'S A MASTERPIECE

Stan
. . . . .
so who's malfoy then

Mackie
ok we have
harry
hermione
ron
draco

Stan
yeah ok but where's evans

Mackie
idk
in the meantime let's decide
harry = evans
ron = mackie
hermione = rdj
draco = seabass

Stan
why am i draco???? and why is rdj not draco???

Mackie
because. . . i said so

Stan added RDJ to the group

RDJ
oh no not another group
who are u humans

Mackie
rdj it's us

RDJ
oh
OH NO
ANOTHER GROUP WHERE MACKIE'S IN IT?!

Stan
that's how much he dislikes u mackie ^

Mackie
i'm offended
i'm deeply and thoroughly offended, rdj

Evans
ok really guys
i just went for a jog with dodger and i come back to 40 messages

Mackie
stop whining harry potter

Evans
what
oh gosh did you really rename the group chat to

RDJ
the goldie trio + draco malfoy
not bad, mackie
hats off to you

Mackie
why thank u rdj

Stan
anyway evans
since you're back already
were you jogging with dodger alone or a certain brunette? ;)

RDJ
oooooooh
let me get some popcorn

Evans
by certain brunette you mean mackenzie?
no, she's got something to do this evening

RDJ
and that is?

Mackie
getting ready for round 3 with you? ;)

Stan
god, mackie
why r u like this

RDJ
^^^^

Evans
i'm just gonna ignore what you said, mackie
but no, we're not going out tonight
we just went out last night for god's sake

Stan
mmhmm to the art expo aye 😉
never knew you were a fan of art

Evans
i'm not but she asked if i wanted to go so i said okay

RDJ
so what did you guys do 👀

Evans
we walked around
or more like i walked around while she stayed in one place for about ten minutes, observing the art and all

Mackie
so she likes art and you don't

Evans
something like that
and then we bumped into ben barnes, the prince caspian guy
and naomi

Stan
you mean the naomi that tom has been obsessing over?

Evans
yep

RDJ
so they were there on a date as well? as in this naomi girl and the prince caspian dude

Evans
i'm not too sure
she didn't say
anyway, mackie, seb
i've been meaning to ask you guys this for a while now

Stan
shoot

Mackie
what is it?

RDJ
oh sure ask them and not rdj

Evans
it's about the blind date with mackenzie, rdj
but yeah, the other day when we were on our way to meet jer at the bar and we were all in the car
i couldn't help but overhear you guys mentioning the initial of her first name and i was so sure i heard the letter 'N' and not 'M' because mackenzie's name obviously starts with an 'M'

Mackie
this is why i'm never ever whispering again
this is why seabass

Stan
I'M SORRY JEEZ

Mackie
but anyway, chris
you must have heard us wrongly
seb asked me if we should at least tell you that her name starts with an 'M'

Stan
yeah, man ^
you heard us wrongly

Evans
oh

RDJ
why the sudden question?

Evans
because for a moment, i almost thought it was naomi since she said she had something on on that very day, at that very time.
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nah, i was just wondering
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a/n; hohoho chris 👀