WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Girls' with Brie, Ems and Jen

Ems
nay, are you ready?

Jen
you better be ready because we're already parking the car out front

Ems
or more like brie's the one parking the car ^

Brie
okay i've parked the car bc there was a space out front and i got lucky

Naomi
lucky you

Brie
your window is still open and that means you're not dressed, am i right?

Naomi
can i please not go for the date?

Ems
oh no no missy
you are not backing out on this

Jen
^^^
you are most definitely not backing out on this
we have made it our life's mission to find you a proper man who will love you endlessly so pls work with us and get yo ass off the floor, naomi jane lindberg

Naomi
i hate you all

Brie
come on, you're really gonna like him

Ems
^^
come on now, pouty
you love us really

Naomi
that's what you all said the last time i went on a blind date that ems set me up for

Ems
i'm sorry!!
i really didn't know he was gonna turn out to be a jerk

Jen
i mean he looked pretty nice

Brie
and decent

Ems
until he asked you to pay for everything, including his parking ticket

Brie
and even slipped the waitress his number right in front of you wtf

Naomi
and then asked if i'd like to go with him to the nightclub which was just five minutes away

Brie
why can't guys be more gentleman-like?

Ems
what ever happened to chivalry?

Naomi
i ask myself that every time

Brie
but you're really really gonna like him
PROMISE

Naomi
ten seconds in and he turns out to be a jerk, you're buying us all drinks tonight after the dinner

Jen
and if he turns out to be prince charming, you're getting us all drinks

Ems
^^^

Naomi
why am i friends with you girls

Brie
get ready, loser
we're coming up rn so leave the door locked
ah shit

Naomi
okay i'll lock you girls outside

Brie
i meant unlocked
UNLOCKED
DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT

Jen
don't lock the door, nay
i need to use the bATHROOM