WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Girls' with Brie, Ems and Jen

Ems
soooo nay

Brie
we sorta did this thing

Naomi
this doesn't sound good
i'm turning my wi-fi off bye

Jen
NO NO WAIT
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS I PROMISE

Naomi
five seconds
i'm giving you five seconds to explain and then i'm bolting

Ems
we got you a date

Brie
it's sort of a blind date but at the same time it's not????

Naomi
what in the world is that supposed to mean?

Jen
well, you may or may not know this guy
and he may or may not know you
so

Naomi
you mean to tell me that the three of you have possibly set me up on a blind date with one of the guys i've worked with before?
ARE YOU INSANE

Ems
actually, if you look at it from our point of view
it's not that bad
i mean, at least you'll have something to talk about

Jen
yeah ^
and i'm sure this guy would have half a brain to not bring up about his ex-girlfriend or ex-wife in front of you

Brie
jen & ems are right, nay

Naomi
why are the three of you so dead set on getting me a date

Jen
it's for the long run, nay
we're doing you a favor
no one wants to see you end up old, in a rocking chair and regretting not going out with that hot guy who starred in the same movie as you

Ems
i agree
i mean, if this date turns out bad

Brie
^ which it won't

Ems
which it won't ^
but if it really does turn out in a way that isn't favorable to you, we'll stop hooking you up on blind dates for a while

Naomi
and how long will that be?

Jen
five days, maybe

Naomi
i hate you, jen

Ems
oh come on, nay
don't pout

Brie
don't start throwing a tantrum now
we're only doing this because we love you

Naomi
or maybe because i'm the only one who's single in our group?

Ems
that is not what we meant

Brie
well, to be fair
jen did mention that once

Jen
BRIE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE WOMAN
THAT WAS FOR YOUR EARS ONLY
nay, my bb i'm sorry i stg i didn't mean it that way

Naomi
girls
i appreciate the effort but it's gonna be really hectic if i start a relationship rn

Jen
don't do that
nope i can't accept this

Brie
don't be like one of those people who "prefer" to put their career first
you deserve all the happiness in the world and you deserve someone who's equally as amazing as you to share that happiness with

Naomi
i have you girls for that, don't i? ☺

Ems
nice try, baby nay
you're still going for that date 😙

Naomi
ugh
fine
this is the last one

Ems
YAY 💓💗💞🎉🎊

Brie
YAYAYAYAYAYAY

Jen
god bless, nay
you won't regret it!!!! 💗💗💗

Naomi
oh sure i'm counting on it 😧

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a/n; reason #17845269 why chris & naomi should date: they both hate blind dates 😉