Firestar: Tigerstar's defeated....finally, some peace......and I'm still alive...

(Suddenly stars appear)

Redtail: Welcome to StarClan....bye, sorry, too busy to chat....I must beat Lionheart in this epic game of.... NO!!!!! YOU TOOK MY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lionheart(evil laugh): Your turn!

Redtail: Haha! Got your rook! And..

(Lionheart moves a piece on the board)

Lionheart: Checkmate, stupid!

Redtail: How do you always win?!?!?!?!?!?!

Firestar: What in the name of StarClan are they doing...

Brambleclaw: Hi! I ordered nine lives and a new name....who's gonna give it to me?

Lionheart: You already? I was just in the middle of beating Redtail at chess.....

Brambleclaw: I also ordered a spinach sandwich from Feathertail's restaurant...

Redtail: EW!!!! No one likes spinach....

Lionheart: Ooooohhhhhh.....you're cheating on Squirrelflight....

Brambleclaw: So what, every cat knows she's annoying.....who would want to be her mate?

Firestar: Wait, I only understand part of what you're saying......but I think.....you're in love with Feathertail?

(All the other cats ignore him)

Lionheart: Then why did you make her deputy?

Brambleclaw: She paid me 500,000 mice to forgive her and appoint her as deputy....

Firestar: Where's any cat going to get that much fresh-kill from...

Cloudtail: Lalalalalalalalala....

Firestar: What are you doing here?

Cloudtail: Doing the cookie dance and stealing everyone's candy.

(Starts doing a ridiculous dance.)

Cloudtail: Cookie on the tree...

(Placing each paw up slowly, tossing his head back and forth through the air)

Cloudtail: Jump for da cookie, land on da branch. Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine! Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine!

Cloudtail: Cookie fall down, land on da ground. I wanna eat it! I gonna eat it! La! La! La! La!

(Cloudtail stares at imaginary cookie on the ground)

Cloudtail:Backflip for da cookie!

(Does a backflip out of the tree and lands hard on his side on the ground)

Firestar: Cloudtail just fell out of a tree.....

Lionheart(sarcastically): Congrats! Can't you see we're in the middle of an important board game?

Firestar: ...

(Wakes up)

Firestar: Thank StarClan, it was just a weird daydream....

(Lightning strikes the tree. Smoke fills his nostrils, the world spins, and everything finally goes black)

(Firestar opens his eyes, for real this time, in....)

Firestar: StarClan?

Bluestar: Hi, Firestar! Welcome to StarClan...

Firestar: Are you playing chess?

Bluestar: Chess?

Firestar: Yeah....

Firestar(quietly to himself): It was just a weird daydream...

Bluestar: No, in fact, I'm playing checkers!

Firestar: Uh........

(Passes out)