Samui and Fuyumi got along great! They were married, had been so for the past while now, and a couple years ago had been the graduation of 3A and B.

.... Nothing could prepare the former LOV for what they were witnessing right now, the two lovers glaring at each other.

"What's going on?" Tenko asked.

"Fuyumi is being a bitch!" Samui told him aggressively.

"What am I being a bitch about then?!"

"Sod off!" Samui told her, stomping away.

".... What's going on?" Kurogiri asked.

"Me and Samui were arguing about children...." Fuyumi answers.

"Big sis Samui would be fine with adopting a child while big sis Fuyumi wants an actual child." Himiko explains.

Tenko then stood up, walks over to the two, an smacks them in the back of their heads.

"You two are fucking idiots!" He scolded them. "I am a literal arsenal of quirks! I'm sure that the old bastard probably had one that could provide a child for you two!"

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1. Fucking. Week.

It took, Tenko Shimura, and entire WEEK to go through All For One's quirks!

He kicked down the door to their residence, saying "ALRIGHT, I FINALLY FOUND IT!"

Fuyumi and Samui went over to them, hopeful.

"The quirk is called Love-Child, it allows two people to have a child between them regardless of gender!" He announced.

"Tenko you beautiful fuck! This is amazing!" Fuyumi shouted at him, near tears.

"I'm not done, the quirk has a few conditions to work." He said with a slight groan. "First off, it has to work like a normal pregnancy, so one of you has to carry the little thing."

Fuyumi nodded, walking up to him as Tenko placed his hand on her stomach. A slight pink glow appeared, and he took his hand off, turning to Samui and touching her head, the same thing happening.

"Second, was what that was, there has to be another person for the DNA to come together. The third part will be the easiest since I don't have to do anything!" Tenko says.

"What do we have to do?" Samui questions.

"Fuck."

The two girls immediately ran off, Kurogiri letting out a sigh.

"Oh, the joys of being young and able bodied...." Kurogiri complained.

"What about your buddies?" Tenko asked.

"The UA teachers have been busy recently, ever since Katsuki tied the knot with Homura last year. I recently heard that they themselves have been thinking about having children, along with Izuku." Kurogiri explained.

".... I can't wait to meet the future's Tiny For All." Tenko said, a maniacal smirk appearing on his face.

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.... You know what it is!

I tried to resist the urge of love children, but it was really hard.... So, without further ado, so long, and Firecracker will return!