ANAYA

'Ugh! What the f*** is that pain in my head?' I groaned.

'Shut up, you wierdo. You're making my headache worse', Avil too groaned in pain. Ha! Serves that little jackass right. Ow.. Goddammit, now my head's aching! Shit.

'Oh, it's you', I said.

'Of course it's me, your knight in shining armor', Avil smirked.

'Like you are', I scoffed. 'More like.. A-moron-who-screams-like-a-girl-and-acts-all-tuff-to-land-a-date-with-a-girl-who-doesn't-know-who-you-really-are-or-what-you're-worth.'

'Of course she doesn't know, sweetheart. I'm woth a billion dollars and more', Avil said.

'Yeah yeah, sure', I dragged the word. 'You're worth a billion kicks in the ass and a lot more. Poor poor girl! Hmm!'

'Good for nothing dumbass', Avil said, all angry in the face.

'Useless piece of shit', I retorted.

'Stupid.'

'Idiot.'

'Princess.'

'Peaches.'

'Sweetheart.'

'Excuse me', some guy intervened.

'What?' Avil and I both shouted, really annoyed that that idiotic guy intervened our fighting.

'Would you please stop that? It's getting really annoying', that guy said. No wait, scratch that, he pleaded us like he was going to get a headache any minute now just by watching or hearing us shout and throw insults at each other.

'Shut it guy - who's - name - I - don't - know - and - who - looks - like - a - zombie. It's my turn now and I have an amazing insult to throw at him. So don't you dare interrupt me now', I threatened him giving him my meanest and deadliest glare. Poor guy started shivering in fear and nodded quietly.

Avil laughed at this.'So, what's the insult you got, stupid.'

'See, now you ruined my turn', I stared at the Zombie Guy who ruined my chance of trowing the insult at Avil. Zombie guy shook in fear once again. Now, I turned back to face Avil. 'Oh shut it, guy - who - screams - like - girl - when - he - sees - cockroaches.'

I threw Avil a look that said, ' Ha ha, who's laughing now, sucker.'

'Hey, that was one time. One time. And we agreed to never bring that up again, Miss-I-have-a-crush-on-Zac-Efron.' Avil smirked as though he had won some lottery.

'Oh you see, Peaches, I'm not afraid of letting others know that I have a crush on Zac Efron, because, let's face it hon, half the world's population of girls have a crush on him, not you.' 

Now, I was the one to smirk at him.

Avil's smirk soon disappeared. 'You told me that that was your deepest secret. You promised that we traded the secrets of me being afraid of cockroaches and you having a crush on Zac Efron.'

'Please Peaches. Did you really think that I would tell you my deepest darkest secret?' I raised an eyebrow at him. Seeing his face made me realise that he really did think that that was my deepest darkest secret. ' Oh my gosh, sweetie! Listen, you're my enemy which means that obviously I won't tell any of my secrets just because I found out one of your embarrassing secrets accidentally. Gosh dude!'

'Uum, guys. I would really hate to break up your little re-union, but why are you guys arguing?

Aren't you guys a couple or did some mishappen happen between the two of you?' Zombie Guy asked us looking genuinely confused at our antics.

Avil and I looked at each other. One minute.. two minutes.. three minutes passed by and we didn't stop staring at each other. Then suddenly, we burst out laughing.

'Him and I... a couple... Ha.. Ha... Ha.. Please... stop... God, I'm going to die laughing', I choked out.

Avil rolled down on the floor laughing. 'Good.. joke... Haa...' He didn't stop laughing until he had tears streaming down his face.

'What joke? You guys are a couple', Zombie Guy said as though he was trying not only to convince us, but also himself.

'Uh, no we're not. If you can't tell, we hate each other. For the love of God, we're not even friends, let alone a couple', Avil said.

'You're not', Zombie guy asked, frightened.

Avil and I shook our heads.

'Shit, I messed up', Zombie Guy looked as if he was about to cry. 'Wait, are you guys even in your twenties, 'cause you look like teenagers.'

'We are teens. We're in high school, man', Avil said, looking confused as to why he asked us that question. Honestly, I was confused too. Never thought the day would come where Avil and I would have similar reactions.

'Damn it', Zombie Dude cursed. 'What are your names?'

Avil and I looked at each other, silently asking the other if we should lie. We decided on a no because we thought it'd be better if we told him our real names and see if there was any confusion. Huh! First time we agreed on something with each other.

'Avil and Anaya', Avil answered.

'Yeah no. It's Anaya and Avil', I corrected.

Before we could start a fight over that, Zombie Guy interrupted us by letting a long string of curse words loose from his mouth.

'By the way, who are you?' I asked.

'Oh right, sorry, I'm Manu', Zombie Guy, who's apparently named Manu, said.

Suddenly, all the events came rushing back into my head. Avil and I working at the Cake Exhibition, us going outside, us arguing, suddenly everything going black. Looking around, I noticed we were in a room which had brown walls. There was only one window in the iron room with iron bars. My temper was rising. Seeing this Avil backed away. Good, at least he learnt something. 'You mean you're the one who kidnapped us', I more or less shouted.

Trembling, Manu nodded.

As soon as he did this, I saw red. I kneed where it hurts the most and judo flipped him. By this time, realisation had dawned on Avil and as soon as I was done with Manu, he took his turn on him. Avil smashed him to pulp. After we were both done with him, he was bruised very... well! He was covered in black and purple. Serves him right, that good for nothing f****er. He is probably the one person I hate more than Avil.

While Avil and I were cursing Manu out loud, some other guy related to our kidnapping walked inside the room. Looking at the unconscious Manu on the floor, his eyes widened. 'What happened to him?'

'Well, you see, we found out that he kidnapped us, mistaking us for someone else, and well, we beat him black and blue and knocked him out cold', Avil answered for the both of us.

His eyes widened more if that was possible. 

'Now, if you don't tell us why you guys kidnapped us, then you will face the same fate as him', I threatened Beard Guy. Yeah, he had a beard, so, I named him Beard Guy.

'Uh, Boss will tell. Please don't do anything to me', Beard Guy stumbled on his words.

'Yeah, okay. Take us to him', I told him with a stern look on my face. 'Now.'

He hurried off letting us follow him. Avil and I walked with a determined look on our face. We weren't afraid. Not at all. Nope. Nuh-uh. All we wanted to do was beat the piece of shit who sent a guy to kidnap someone in the first place. We also wanted to pulverize that guy who mistook us for someone else and kidnapped us instead.

Oh yeah! This was going to be fun!

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