The person talking
The "wrong" voice in the mans head
The "right" voice in the mans head
The man speaking

'How are you doing sir?'
She looks hot, does she not?
Don't you dare.
'I'm doing well, thanks.'

God! Such boring questions! Ask interesting questions, something like:'what is your favorite bra?'
Or, what's your favorite color?'
'Stop it!'
'Sir, are you alright?'

Hell yea, we are doing fine. But we would be doing better once this douche listens to me!
No, he has to listen to ME.
'Yes we're doing just fine.'
Nailed it.
We screwed up.
'We?'

Do not respond, give her the wink we practiced!
Don't wink, answer honestly.
'You heard me, I said we instead of I.'
Wink you idiot! Is that so hard to do? Jeez!
You did the right thing buddy.
'I think that was it for today.'

Do not leave honey!
Stay, I need someone to talk with.
'Don't leave, please.'
You are screwing things up again, let me do this.
Let me take control, than it's going to be fine.
'No!'

I got this, wait a second.
No, don't take control or we'll be dead soon!
'Is there something important you have to tell me sir?'
My turn.
Don't leave me alone in here!
I already did.
'You know you're pretty, right?'

Shut up!
Not yet.
'Sir, why are you coming so close?!'
Let her be! Why ere you doing this?!
Because I want to.
'Don't scream.'

'Sir go away or I........................................................................................
I'm going to vomit.
Be my guest.

'Written by Blue, Tuesday the 30th of August.'
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Boom! First Easter egg! I know this is very bad written and also very bad detailed and go on that road but I enjoyed doing it!
This will be more often but of course there will be a normal update too<3
Love you cornflakes
Stay BOSS!!!