This is a request by *ahem ahem* REALLY GOOD WRITER THAT SHOULD BE KNOWN MORE *ahem ahem* CS_is_dumb (I think?????) Also SIDE NOTE I RANDOMLY CAME UP WITH THESE ANIME PERSON DESIGNS FOR THEM DO NOT QUESTION MY BRAIN (so tehy're kinda ppl now yesh no uhh-)

     yeah anyways to answer your question here's what I can do: literally nothing. that crap down there is a sorry excuse for a story :D

     ALSO IF THIS DOESn'T MATCH YOUR HEADCANONS I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

     but here ya go goodbye till later

~

     Stracciatella was bored. Not like usual, since they were perfectly content sitting in their strangely asylum-like room, where The Player would pop in and say hi every now and then. Of course, they also got some other visitors, like the time Purple busted in with a fake beard and rainbow bowtie pretending to collect rent, or every now and then when Marshmallow would come over and just talk. Last time she came, she was rambling on and on about how technically they were food items, and almost took a bite out of Stracciatella's (actually very edible) head. They ended up punching Marshmallow in the face and giving her a bloody nose, but overall it was pretty funny. Especially since Marshmallow, who usually took injuries very seriously, was able to laugh it off.

     Usually, Stracciatella wouldn't go out by self will, but today was an exception. It was, after all, April 1- and that meant there would be all sorts of chaos going in The Player's private server today. Stracciatella did NOT want to miss out, and knew they were going to regret their life decisions if they did not pull a prank no matter how small.

     They had the perfect person to use, too.

     After a while of digging around and totally not traveling all the way to the Washable Kingdom to "borrow" a few periwinkles (Periwinkle was a lot less than happy and almost resorted to violence- that is, until she heard Stracciatella's reason), Stracciatella was completely prepared to flip Marshmallow's life over. They went to the giant marshmallow that Marshmallow was usually sitting on, and used the NPC power of no-clipping through walls to end up sitting right behind her.

     "Boo," Stracciatella said in a pretty boring, sarcastic voice. That didn't stop Marshmallow to scream openly and whip a hand around, almost clawing their eyes out.

     Stracciatella, who had ducked just in time, said "seriously?" before coming back up with a disappointed stare that usually only Yellow was able to pull off- especially when the only reason you went into his shop was to smell the candles. (BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE)

     Marshmallow was also one of the few people who were able to completely ignore how you were looking at them. She took one look at Stracciatella, and yelled "YOU TOUCHED GRASS! This is such a revolutionary day! Ohmygod I'm so happy for you!"

     Stracciatella was almost sure that this prank was going to turn on them.

     "Ah- well," they said, changing the topic. "Did I miss anything today?"

     Marshmallow was never one to miss the chance to talk about something.

     "Well, ya know how Mint and Peppermint got back together after Purple absolutely BEAT THE INK outta Dark Markery? Ya, so, then, like, they uh, they started singing the SIBLING SONG together and I was like- 'hang on what?' and they NEVER YELLED APRIL FOOLS! So I just assumed it was sweet home alabama until Candy Cane- and they're immune to killbricks by the way, I didn't know that- just jumps out and was like- 'OK LOVEBIRDS QUIT THE ACT' in this really passive aggressive manner that he always uses but it was EXTRA passive aggressive today and I was like 'oh it is a prank!' and so Mint and Peppermint are still a normal couple after all-"

     "Like we should be," Stracciatella said, bringing out the previously stolen periwinkles with some ✨flair✨.

     "Okay, you've finally caught on. I agree," Marshmallow replied casually, continuing back to her story. "Anyways, as I was saying, Mint and Peppermint are a normal couple after all and they planned it all with Candy Cane- they told us with this DRAMATIC REVEAL- and this was all at 5 in the morning by the way- and so- wait, hang on, what did you say?"

      "I said we should be dating like Mint and Peppermint are, you little airhead," Stracciatella replied, ruffling Marshmallow's already messy hair. 

     "This better not be an April fools joke," Marshmallow said with the same passive aggressive attitude that Candy Cane always held. "'Specially because I don't want it to be."

     "Assuming that you're not fooling ME with that sentence," Stracciatella replied, trying to think as fast- or slow- as Marshmallow could. "Then it won't be an April fools joke if you don't want it to."

     "Then, that's settled," Marshmallow said with a smile. "Mint and Peppermint won't be alone."

     Stracciatella would never admit that what had happened was one of the best ways they'd hoped their "prank" would end out as. They may not have pulled off a prank like normal, but this was a life decision they were NOT going to regret.

~

SLOPPY ENDING? WE DON'T CARE AS LONG AS THERE'S FLUFF!

(also dang I think those confessions were smooth-)