tw those two gayasses have a lot of sexual tension but ain't no way i'm ever going to write more than "yeah they smooched" so it's ok

now you have to suffer from my folark fangirling with me >:)

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*Foliage, once again smothering Dark in a shower of cuddles and affection*

Dark: Go away, Foliage.

Foliage: *actually leaves*

Dark:

Foliage:

Dark: Well, I wasn't expecting you to do that. 

Foliage: And?

Dark: come back pls :(

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Dark: *gets picked up by Foliage again*

Dark: You can't just take advantage of my height like that.

Foliage, putting on a seductive voice: I've done it before.

Purple, spitting out his half chewed chocolate: aYO-

(the sexual tension is there)

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Foliage: Bye Dark, love you!

Dark: Love you too.

Foliage, surprised but happy: What?

Dark: I said I'll send you to the zoo-

Foliage: No, I heard that.

Dark: Well, shit.

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*The Nintendon't trio is texting*

Purple: 4 asked if i could watch over their the bfb ppl again

Purple: dont make 2 many kids 🙂

Dark: Kys

Purple: WHAT

Dark: Keep yourself safe

Foliage: i mean- come on dark, he has a point...

Dark: Fuck off, thank you