i've once again returned to my roots of foliage x dark. it's not leaving my system no matter how sidetracked i get, so you're stuck suffering with me now >:3

the goofy ass scenarios i came up with:

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Purple: Hey, Foliage, what's your type?

Foliage: Bad boys with red hair and a temper...

Purple: Come again?

Foliage, suddenly realizing what he said: I said I dON'T KNOW-

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Dark: I feel like doing something stupid.

Foliage: I'm stupid, do me!

Dark:

Foliage:

Dark: *exiles Foliage from the living realm*

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*Dark is about to fucking fight someone*

Foliage, picking his bf up and running away: Nope, nope, nope, not today.

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Purple, talking to Khaki: Watch this!

Purple, to Foliage: Oi! What color eyes do Dark have?

Foliage: This beautiful ebony black that pierces through all of my feelings straight into my heart and... hang on, what?

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Foliage: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Purple: FYI, Dark was "things".

Dark:

Foliage:

Purple:

Dark: No, I'm Dark. When did you forget my name?

(that's all lmao)