Idk if this exists where you guys are, but you know that chocolate that people give to kids to sell for a fundraiser? In the green boxes? The "World's Finest Chocolate" or whatnot

I can just imagine Purple and Lilac going around, and Purple is desperately messing up how you're supposed to tell people about their chocolate and Lilac is just like- "I didn't want to socialize but you leave me no choice you little prick"

HEADCANON YOU NEED TO KNOW: I feel like they went to school in the BFDI community and then came back (interdimensional portals)

Yeah

Here's the skit version, story, script, ??? (you get the idea, and if you don't just keep reading)

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Purple: Buy our chocolate.

Lilac: Say that it's for a fundraiser.

Purple: Because we're raising money, for, uh, unknown causes?

Lilac: To help our school-

Purple: Because our school is so financially unstable they're having trouble supporting us...

Lilac: Oh, never mind. Give me the goddamn box!

Purple: MY CHOCOLATE!

Lilac: We're SELLING the chocolate!

Purple: STILL MY CHOCOLATE!

Lilac: Purple- that's not how fundraising works, you little prick-

Four and X, trying hard not to laugh: Just... take our money and leave.

Four: And go bother Two for me. They're 2 houses to the left.

Purple: Okay!

Lilac: NOT okay. Come on, we're here to sell chocolate.

Purple: That's why we should start with "buy our chocolate"!

Lilac: ...your stupidity is beyond my level of understanding.

Four, wheezing in the background while X is trying to locate his money: *lol*

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LOL STORIES CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS >:D