Jackie: good responses to being stabbed with a sword?

Alphinaud: that's unfortunate

Papalymo: oh no i'm allergic

Thancred: it sword of seems like you've got a problem with me

Yda: laughter. not the word "laughter", just. laughing

Urianger: sure it's the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt

Y'shtola: grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying "you dropped this"

Minfilia: it could be worse

Alisaie: this isn't really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain

Krile: Well that's a bit rude

Alphinaud: Why do you ask,  Jackie?

Yda: Uh...

Alphinaud: Jackie?!

Alisaie: Oh boy

Alphinaud: JACKIE?!