Thancred: GUESS WHAT

Jackie: You fell down a pipe?

Thancred: NO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Jackie: Idk just guessing lol. So what happened.

Thancred: Y'SHTOLA WAS MAD AT ME

Jackie: and?

Thancred: AND I HANDED HER A SNICKERS BAR AND SAID "You're not you when you're hungry"

Jackie: omg

Thancred: ShE HAD TO SIT DOWN SHE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

Jackie: Lol that's awesome dude!!