Thancred: I'm gonna cook spam on Alphinaud's desk

Jackie: That's a bad idea

Thancred: Uh huh

Jackie: I'm guessing you already did it

Thancred: Yuppers

Jackie: Yeah you're an idiot lol

Jackie: Why would you do it on Alphinaud's desk

Thancred: I'm an idiot

Thancred: This has been established