Jackie: (ha) (ha) (l'm) (falling) (for) (someone) (I) (can't) (have)

Haurchefant: So if we FOIL this out we have
*cracks knuckles*
hahahal'mhafallinghaforhasomeonehalhacan'thahavehal'mhafallinghaforhasomeonehalhacan'thahavel'mfallingl'mforl'msomeonel'mll'mcan'tl'mhavefallingforfallingsomeonefalling[fallingcan'tfallinghaveforsomeoneforIforlforcan'tforhavesomeonesomeonecan'tsomeonehavelcan'tlhavecan'thave

Thancred: Oh my gods

Tataru: Why can't you have Alphinaud?

Jackie: I never said it was Alphinaud

Haurchefant: We all know it's Alphinaud haha

(Jackie has left the chat)

Thancred: It's Alphinaud