Jackie: Alphi guess what

Alphinaud: What

Jackie: A bathtub is just a reverse boat.

Alphinaud: Don't text me this crap.

Minfilia: What color are mirrors

Alphinaud: Stop it!

Jackie: If time is money, does that mean an ATM is a time machine?

Minfilia: ATM. A-a T-time M-machine

Jackie: Omg

Alphinaud: I swear to the twelve and all the kami in creation-

Minfilia: firefly is the opposite of waterfall

Jackie: when you wait for a waiter, you become a waiter.

Minfilia: horses run on their fingernails

Jackie: Why do our feet smell and our noses run?

          (Alphinaud has left the chat)

Jackie: Omg we broke him

Minfilia: Whoops.

Jackie: I can hear him screaming in the other room

Minfilia: Omg you should go and make sure he's ok

Jackie: Yeah probably lol

Minfilia: Haha bye then

Jackie: cya