🔵 How can I convince you you've got the wrong guy?

🟠 Not sure you can. I just think it's weird you'd leave me your number then pretend to be someone else

🔵 Is it as weird as you continuing to text me if you think I'm this massive asshole?

🟠 Or you continuing to text me if you're not who I think you are?

🔵 Guess we have a stalemate.

🟠 I'd love to debate further, but there's a pizza with my name on it arriving soon, so we'll have to put a pin in this.