A reception party in Mumbai.

Mrs Shekhawat completely bored with arrangement. She is sipping her first glass of soda while her husband is herded by his colleague.

What a bore place! And she is all set to go out.

Suddenly someone comes to her.

'Shalini ma'am. What a surprise! Wow..'

'Its good to see you too Naina. How are you?'

Pleasantries are exchanged and soon Shalini forces a gin to naina.

Before she can drink her second shot Meghana collides with these two. Meghana is in ammunition core and newly wedded wife of Huda.

This time vodka is ordered.

'This party is complete bore.'

'Yeah. I agree. Look at that guy. He is completely dope.' Meghana tells naina.

'I dont know how he will handle Shikha!'

'What do you mean, ma'am?'

'Are...tumhe nahi pata! She is Vinay' ex. Vinay...wahi North east troops wala.'

'Ohh. Ha yad aya. He was such a muscular man. Aur phir he was a pedophile. Kaise ghoorta tha hum sabko! Yaad he na meghna..that Shilong mission!'

'Haa...Aur wo hungama jo shikha ne kiya tha...after getting drunk! Hamare CO ko diarrhea ho gaya tha sadme se..'

'But why was she with such guy!'

Shalini and Meghna stares at Naina.

'He is freak in bed. Agle din shikha ka face dekh kar hi pata chal jata tha ki night drill kaisi thi! Aur phir She used to believe ki Vinay is a gentleman.' Meghna clarifies.

'Marjaniyo ne Rayte me jeera daal ke rakha he. Kamine log!'

'Lt. Ghai. What a splendid surprise!'

Four looks at each other and laughs. Soon they gather at a table and that same bottle of vodka and a new rum is brought.

'Shikha kosegi khud ko! Kaisa macchar pati dhoondha he' Pooja starts.

'Ha. Hum bhi yahi baat kar rhe the. You know Puji..Vinay ko chhoda isne!'

'Vinay kutta he.. lekin He is praised. Abhi he is dating Beni. Beni ka glow nahi jata.'

'Seriously! Main Hida ko bolumgi ki kuch sikhe Us tharki se! Bed me uski bolti band ho jati he.'

Shalini sits straight.

'Kya bat karti ho lt. Meghana? Academy me bilkul bhawra bana phirta tha Huda!'

'Uske par kat gaye..You know ma'am huda is 10 minutes deal.'

Mrs. Shekhawat is silent. She has no idea what these women are trying to prove with such talks. It is strange. Wha will Rajveer Sir think when he hears such nonsense.

'Ma'am. You know Ali is good. But us se bolo ki aaj kuch naya try kar le to bhaag jata he. He is such a lazy guy. What about Prashant Sir?'

Prashant Kalra. Husband of Shalini.

'Prashant is good when he does it after returning home. Lekin ek trailer ke he is also flop. What about Captain rajveer, naina? I am curious.'

Naina fumbles..

'Wo...Wo. pata nahi. Ma'am..he..He must be good.'

'Lo. Kaisi he ye! Ruk. Tu ye pi. By the way you guys know ki Zivame is such a waste many times.' Pooja talks with rest of two.

The discussion over usefulness of Zivame goes on. meanwhile naina sips three shots and now is more responsive..

'Who has tried role play?' Meghana asks.

'Maine ek baar kiya tha. Ali just shook my world. You know..' pooja blushes.

'What nonsense! Ab isme bhi tumhari hi chalegi? Maine tumhe roka. Jao na. Baat karo Apne dosto se. I'll sit with These girls.' Niharika khan. Wife of Alekh sharma.

'Wowww...Nikku. welcome to the league.'

She sits after dragging a chair for herself.

'Naina. Glass de idhar. ' and nikku empties four shots.

'Why are you hyped?'

'Nothing meghu. Alekh ka purana raag he. Wo chhod. How are you guys?'

'Fineee..' everyone echoes.

'Kya baate chal rhi thi?'

'We are holding sex-symposium. A how to do abc of sex.' Naina slurs.

'Damn! I seriously need some help. Tumhe pata he..I am horny five out of seven days. Aur Alekh Pathankot tha. Signal nahi aate the..imagine my durdasha.'

'Fuck. Wo to shukra he ki Hum teen Army me hi he warna...Soch ke bhi dar lagta he.'

'Last time we tried to do sex chat. Uske CO ne pakad liya. Kamina aur baigarat hoga wo aadmi.'

'Oye..rajveer sir ko gali ni de.' Pooja scolds Nikku.

'I am sorry Naina. But still...Tu khud dekh na.'

'Dekh hi to rahi hu. He is pushing me to take that exam so that I can enhance my chances for intelligence. Mere ko bed me kitabe padata he wo'

Everybody laughs and then feels bad.

'We did two weeks ago air usme bhi uska call aa gaya.'

'I keep my phone switched off lekin alekh ka keeda jaag jata he. Uska phone bamd nahi hota.'

'Aur. Huda us aadmi ka to poocho hi mat. Uska khud ka recharge nahi hota..'

'See a gynec.' Shalini suggests.

'Gynec kya ukhad lega ma'am. Us aadmi ko khane se fursat mile to meri taraf dekhe.'

'Kitchen me tala daal diya kar.'

'But I love to do it besides counter.'

'Lo..lalch bhi he isko. Aur shikayat bhi.' Pooja smirks.

'I tried in bathroom. Prashant ko lekar girte girte bachi. Uska pair sabun par pada.'

'Rajveer Sir used to do it in shower. Ab shadi ko paanch sal ho gaye and his five years plan ended too.' Naina sobs.

'Maine 4 sal me kaun sa record tod liya!' Nikku complains.

'You know. I told Ali to use dotted. Usne do bar kiya phir he denied. After make out usse nahi control hota.. he denies to wear condom.'

'I gifted Pranshant neon one. Hum poori rat bas uska ujala hi dekhte rahe. My biggest mistake.'

'Rajveer Sir is liar. Unhone kaha tha ki he will keep me happy. Mujhe kitabo me ghusa ke kaun si khushi de rahe wo! Mujje nahi rahna unke sath..'

'Aree..in mardo ka yahi he. When I am high, he says ki oral karte he. Aur jab us Alekh ka khud mood hoga to he will drag me to bed. Kaise bhi.'

'Angry sex is ummmmm..' shalini shuts her eyes in pleasure.

'Huda does it better with his tongue. I have My orgasms with his tongue only.'

'Chalo. Kuch to accha he us khote sikke me! Who watches porn fpr reference!' Meghana is wondering.

'Rajveer Sir. Rajveer Sir. Pahle dekhte the. Aur mere ko bolte the ki aise karna he. Ab unhone mera BYJUS me subscription karaya he.' Naina cries...

'Aree...Ye Caotain rajveer ko kya ho rha he. Why dont you seduce him!'

'Sant aadmi he wo. Unka self control nahi pata aapko ma'am. Unko week me aorf ek baar karna he wo bhi tab jab me syllabus complete kar lu to..'

'Ye badtameeji he.'

'Maine yahi bola puji. Now I am done with this domestic violence.'

'Why dont you stop acting like a despo. Wo khud piche aayenge!'

Naina is sipping her sixth. Not listening what Shalini told.

'Teacher se shadi karni hi nahi chahiye..khaskar mentor se kabhi nahi. Bed par bhi left right. Ghar me bhi left right. Nair ki biwi ko mujhse kam shikayate hongi. Aur Bc. Ma'am yaad he...Jab BC ka pahla pyaar aaya tha academy me! BC kaise rangeen ho gaya tha.'

Nobody is in senses. No honoraries are exchanged.

'Mera na ek question he. 20 se 30 tak to aadmi aise bwhave karte he ki sex nahi to jeevan nahi. Phir 30 ke bad unka karyakram kyu bamd ho jata he!'

'I second you nikku. I am 28. But I know in two years..Ali is se bhi lazy ho jayega. Aur agar bacche ho gaye to phir to .eri life se sex gaya..'

'I am 35 and alekh is 28. He has no idea what I feel. I am getting hornier aur uski gaadi station par hi ruk gayi he.'

'Yaar...I want that fun back.' Shalini sighs

'Me too.' Then Meghana

'Mujhe bhi. Rajveer Sir used to go so hard..aur jab me Rajveer Sir bolti rhi na..unko na kuch ho jata tha..and the  mujhe kuch yaad hi nahi rahta tha..'

'Captain is kinky! Wow. Chhipa rustam' shalini exclaims..

'Ha ma'am. Aur ab unhone apna rustam bhi chhippa liya..' she cries.

Rum is done for good.

'I envy Beni. Vinay must be drilling her hard every time she meets him.'

'Succhi Puji. Kashi Huda utna hi ashleel hota..'

'Alekh ki bhaigiri bed par kyu nahi dikhti..'

'Rajveer Sir is a cheater..' Naina' tone going out of the song...

Suddenly silence prevails..

'Kuch bhi ho. But .Prashant does it twice in a week.. when we are together. Atleast kuch to deta he wo.'

'Ha. Huda ki plate uske samne ni aati specially on Saturdays. Phir Monday. Atleast a hard fuck once in week..'

'Alu is Sinns when I irk him with age difference talk.'

'Mujhe intelligence me nahi jana..spy banke Raazi 2 nahi banani. Mujhe hate story ma kaam karna he.'

'Chalo. Ise leke chalte he..iske CO ke pass...'

Everybody agrees to Shalini. Looking at Naina..The idea seems best.

When Mrs Shekhawat is presented to Mr. Shekhawat, she kisses his cheek and soon passes out.

'End of story. As always.' Meghna makes rest three of them laugh loudly.meanwhile Alekh, Huda, Rajveer and Prashant aho has juat gathered are end of their wits..