The words "Big Fun" appear on the screen

[RAM:]

"Hey, look, it's me!" Ram says, Chandler wacks him with a pillow. Martha didn't know how to feel about seeing her old crush on screen. She shifted uncofortably. Veronica, noticing this, moved closer to her friend.

Dad says "Act our age"
You heard the man, it's time to rage!

Veronica sinks into her seat remembering that the party is where everything went wrong. "Is Ram actually being smart for once?" J.D questions, earning a pillow from Ram which he throws back and the two continuisly do that till J.D throw's two pillows at Kurt who throws one at Heather Chandler and the other at J.D. Chandler, instead of throwing the pillow back, walks up to Kurt and punches him in the face.

[ALL:]
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight!

"This reminds me of that Halloween party we had." Brooke mentions although regretting it as soon as she says it. The Be More Chill squad (especially Rich) either tense up, look down or shift uncomfortably at the mention of the party. "This also reminds me of the party Cady threw!" Karen states. Cady looks at the floor and Janis places a hand on her shoulder.

[RAM:]
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool!

"Sounds festive." Beetlejuice comments, Lydia proceeds to wack him with a pillow. Almost all of the girls in the room shout; "Ew!" or glare at Ram.

[ALL:]
Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[KURT:]
His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head

"Oooh, a waterbed." Someone says.

[RAM:]
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax!

A chorus of "What the fuck!?"s, "TMI!"s and "Gross!"s fill the room as pillows are thrown at Ram and Kurt.

[HEATHER CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS:]
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun!
Big fun!

[VERONICA:]
Ok, ok, ok
So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?

"You doing shots?" Farrah asks although she's very uncomfortable at the mention of any sort of alchohol, (Annleigh notices this (surprisingly) and places a hand on her sister's shoulder which surprises the younger girl although she apreciates but doesn't show it. ) "Uh, yeah." Veronica replies, clearly embarassed that she was drunk. 

[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]
No, it's salt, and then...

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]
You're doing it wrong!

[VERONICA SAWYER]
Wait! Really? Cause I feel great

[PREPPY STUD:]
Veronica, you are looking good tonight!

[VERONICA:]
Whoa
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery!

"What am I, a roach?" J.D asks jokingly. Veronica just glares at him.

[ALL BUT VERONICA:]
Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight!

"You are high and drunk?!" Questions Zoe. Veronica flushes in embarassment.
[VERONICA:]
Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

"Veronica, what the fuck." Someone says, the girl in blue looks down in embarassment again. Chess shifts uncomfortably at the mention of anything drug related and Kate hugs her. "I prefer pot." Connor states, earning a pillow from Kate and a pillow wack from Zoe.

[ALL BUT VERONICA:]
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[VERONICA:]
Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at Live-Aid!

[ALL:]
The house is ours
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
Let's use their showers
That sounds like
Big fun!
Big fun!
Crack open one more case!

[VERONICA:]
I think that's what they call
"Third base"

"Oooh, kinky." Jared and Beetlejuice say at the same time earning pillows from about everyone. Veronica catches one a burries her face in it. Martha and Mcnamara atempt to confort her.

[ALL:]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!

[VERONICA:]
That actually looks like...

[ALL:]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!

[KURT:]
Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

"What's the Razorbacks?" Asks Campbell.
"Football team." Martha replies

[RAM:]
Gonna make 'em go
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!

[ALL:]
Big fun!
BIG FUN!

[HEATHER DUKE:]
Way to show maturity!

Duke rolls her eyes. "You both are the least fucking mature people I know." She states.

[ALL:]
Big fun!
BIG FUN!

[HEATHER DUKE:]
Quit it jackass, get off of me!

[ALL:]
Big fun!
BIG FUN!

[VERONICA:]
Yo! Ram! Emergency!
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence!

[RAM:]
I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...

Mattie doesn't know how to react to that, being the only freshman in the room.

[VERONICA:]
Hey, are you okay?

[HEATHER DUKE:]
I didn't need your help

[VERONICA:]
Aw, thanks Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now

"Even though you're a megabitch, that was a shitty thing for me to say, I'm sorry, I guess." Veronica says. "Whatever." Duke says.

[ALL:]
The party's hot, hot, hot
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!

[KURT:]
You need a jello shot!

[ALL:]
We're having big fun!
Big fun!

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]
Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh

Martha tenses up at this. "Sorry Martha," Mcnamara says, guiltily.

[HEATHER DUKE:]
Here comes the Cootie Squad
You should-

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]
Shut up, Heather

[HEATHER DUKE:]
Sorry, Heather

[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]
Look who's with her - oh, my God!

[ALL THREE HEATHERS:]
Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

[VERONICA:]
I can't believe you actually came

[MARTHA:]
It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]
Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip them out

[HEATHER DUKE:]
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout

Reese decides to go and comfort Martha, having delt with this before.

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]
Hah!

"Oh my, is Chandelier actually LAUGHING at something Duck said? It's a miracle!" J.D says, receiving pillows from the two bitches.

[ALL THREE HEATHERS:]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

[RAM:]
Where the hell are those freshmen?

[MARTHA:]
Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note...

[RAM:]
What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal

There's no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison me?

"Reminds me of Farrah." Cairo teases. Farrah, for once, doesn't say anything. She just remembers the promise she made to herself about getting better before she died.

[KIDS:]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun! Big fun!
So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
'Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised?
Whenever we're unsupervised
It's big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Whooo!