Meg: So... who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Oscar: ...I did it, I broke it-

Meg: No. No you didn't. Who broke it? Roman?

Roman: Don't look at me. Look at Monika.

Monika: What? I didn't break it!

Roman: Huh, that's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?

Monika: ....cuz it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Roman: Hmm... suspicious...

Monika: No it isn't!

Oscar: Please, I broke it, Meg, just let me pay for it-

Meg: No! Who broke it?

Monika: *loud whispering* Hey Meg? Andrew's been awfully quiet..

*yeeting my real life Boyf into this cuz hecc you this is my book and I can do what I want*

Andrew_Gaming : Oh really??

Monika: Yes, really!

*cut away*

Meg: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in 10 minutes, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.