Funky Boys vs Rana 2
Jai
How are the peasants doing today?
Sid
Talk about yourself SLAVE
Faisu
And what about you Sid, did you find any method on Google as to how to win back a girl you didn't trust before and who has said you to buzz off don't show your sorry face again and simply just go to hell?
Abhi
Ah Faisu do you remember you have to stay away from Riyaz/Rana if you want to be in this group?
Jai
Yes choose Rana or us, there's no in between it!
Sid
Abhi alert! Vaishnavi is coming from the lockers!!!
Abhi straightened his shoulders and held out a rose he coughed and read from the paper the lines he had memorised, doing a quick now 30th times rehearsal.
"My heart is like a cushion" he read keeping his hand on his chest like the most professional instructor Jai had told him.
Abhi continued, "will you lay your rocky head on in and break it nah lover.." he shook his finger smiling broadly didn't actually see any purpose for smiling at that line.
"This heart is a cushion it won't break, it will squeeze you in and thou will rejoice lovingly like a fluffy hen. " Abhi didn't know anything about love but he failed to see how this was romantic and emotional.
But Jai had assured him confidently he said it would surely work. Once Jai recited the same lines to a girl and the girl cried her eyes out then proposed to get married and runaway to Bihar with him. So that there they could eat litti chokha together. Not the last part matter to Abhi by anyway.
Abhi didn't believe it but Jai worked in theatre and all the play stuff he said this is how poets write and girls just love them.
Vaishnavi held the book to her chest. Just hoped not to run into Abhi but quietly and deeply she wished to run into and......but no that's wrong no matter what these boys do now we won't get involved with them again! She could hear Reem's scolding voice in her head.
She shook her head and walked when she looked up she found Abhi! turned around with a ROSE!!!
He has moved on. She thought sadly. Lucky girl.
She never got a rose ever. From. Abhi. She wanted to snatch the rose!!! And and... give it back to him.
She passed by him looking down.
"Cushion.."
What? she turned back
Abhi cleared his throat looking very stiff.
"You're a cushion!" He said to her with rose pointed at her like a stick.
Vaishnavi's jaw dropped she was a cushion!!
Abhi shook his head and what were the lines aghhh yeah, "I mean your head is a rock"
What!! Vaishnavi eyes widened this boy who she loved was calling her fat and hard headed. What a Nightmare!!
Abhi groaned as Vaishnavi looked horrified. "No no! you're a hen!"
There's a limit to what she could take she threw her notebooks at Abhi and ran away.
Abhi shouted her name picking the notebooks that had crushed his rose. Damn..
Jai
So? Did she like PROPOSED YOU?
Abhi
Yeah if you mean throwing the notebooks at my face as proposing then yes
Jai
🤔
I think she was going to throw herself at you but at last she got a control on herself and threw the notebooks instead.
Abhi
Really? 😑
She looked like she wanted to slap me..
Jai
Kinky huh? 😏
Abhi
*She looked at me with hateful and shocked eyes
Jai
What?? Did you mess up??? That's not possible those lines could make a lion fall in love with you I mean if it can understand it or you loved a lion that's weird.... anyway I am sure you did it wrong
Sid
I told you Abhi he doesn't know anything about love 🙄
Jai
Look who's speaking 😪
Sid
Oh well I have a perfect plan and way better than yours.
Avneet will surely forgive me. Wish me luck!
Faisu
Go bro 💪
Ambulance is on speed dial
Jai
I am getting ready a funeral if Reem is with Avneet by any chance.
Sid
Jai I say you go take care of it
Jai
I say Why?? And No!
Sid
You're her slave go and stall her just for a while she doesn't be around Avneet.
I am counting on you 😇
Jai
Then it is zero😇
Sid
😑
It's not that hard to be useful you know..
Jai
Okay.... Boss will also come along I'll tell you another poem this time Vaishnavi will not only marry but also demand 4 kids with you!
Abhi
Thank you but not the same mistake twice 😶
Sid
JAI GO STALL REEM!!!
Jai
OKAY!!!!!
😒
"So Reem ?" Jai asked finding Reem in girls washroom. He had to be her slave for a week that's how Avneet had forgiven him. That brother sister speech really made him feel bad. He never had a sister before!
"What the hell are are doing here! I said your duties are over for today!" Reem said seeing him behind her in the mirror.
Jai looked around winking at the girls group,"I wanted to tell you something" he adjusted his tie then his hair shoved Reem aside, washed his face and..
Meanwhile,
Siddharth searched around for Avneet. And at last he found her near the fountain with Riyaz!!
"Is he troubling you Avneet?"Siddharth asked glaring at Riyaz.
"See I am telling I didn't send the message okay it happened on its own" Riyaz explained thinking they will so believe him.
"Well you are gonna receive a punch and that will happen on its own" Siddharth told with a fake smile.
Avneet folded her arms,"I told this to my mom and she told your mom, Riyaz and now you be ready for some serious punishment" Riyaz's mother was really strict she gave severe punishment like one time Riyaz broke a plate and he was sent to bricks kiln factory.
Riyaz yelped, "no!! Oh my god why why did you do this? I mean I liked you and you..."
Siddharth rolled his eyes texting.
Sid
Faisu pick up the heartbroken Rana from here
Faisu
I am on my way 😁
And he was there, "come Rana this world is not for you" Faiau said.
Riyaz nodded looking at Avneet who blew on her nails.
It was like red nail paint took more time to dry out Avneet frowned thinking.
"And Riyaz " Siddharth said with a serious voice, "if you come again..like if you come again"he punched Riyaz suddenly which made Faisu screamed.
"Near my girl then I am gonna blackened both of your eyes" shit! why do punching someone hurt you too Siddharth thought as his fingers throbbed.
Riyaz growled in pain rubbing his eye,"I was only after Avneet! I didn't get near your girl!" Riyaz quickly texted his boys to come up but couldn't reach cuz they already had Riyaz number in block list.
And that was obsession breaking moment for Faisu how come someone so stupid and someone so brown bread could create his favorite game KFC surfers. " You didn't belong to KFC surfers group!" Faisu said.
Riyaz frowned,"when did I say I did, it was someone named Rana Goenka who had created Mosque run also"
Faisu looked like he was shot by a BIG bullet passing right through him.
This meant his name really wasn't Rana.
Siddharth rolled his eyes what a problem.. he thought.
Sid
Jai pick up the heartbroken Faisu from here
Jai
I am already doing some work go say to Boss!
Abhi
Alright coming...
Jai after changing the third shirt that he brought among his other clothes in a bag, came out from the washroom.
Reem waited impatiently what the heck he wanted to say!!
Jai continued smiling at himself seeing his dashing image in the mirror, "like I was saying I want to tell you something it's important and very important and so important that you will not believe how important was this-"
"That's it Sick boy!" Reem pushed him to the nearest wall holding him by his shoulders.
"No more wasting my time Jai!
Avneet is waiting for me. Oh wait...you"Reem's eyes widened as she figured it out. Jai freaked out and kissed her!
Reem pushed him giving a tight slap and Jai again freaked out and kissed her. And well he got a slap again...and h kissed her back and this continues...
Siddharth sighed as Abhi came finally!!! now he could talk peacefully to Avneet. He looked back at Avneet. Who was already looking at him with a not so happy face.
"Your girl? She asked.
"My girl?" Siddharth asked nervously.
"No" Avneet said at once. Now he wants her back haha...as if she was like some item from Flipkart that you can get and return it whenever you want. She won't make it easy she had sworn.
Jannat marched angrily to Abhi. "You!" She pointed her finger at him.
"What did you do to babe!"
Abhi was waking Faisu who was shocked and not moving. While Riyaz stood there confused, he wanted to ask Faisu what was his actual name because these days he didn't feel like someone named Riyaz .
Abhi frowned.
"She's crying!" Jannat told, glaring at him with a GUN.
Siddharth cursed irritatedly, "ugghhh... will you all be quiet for a-" he gulped spotting the gun. "Or we can move from here?" he suggested looking at Avneet hopefully.
Avneet was painting her another hand's nails. "No"she said at once.
Abhi looked shocked and happy so Jai's plan worked!!
"Vaishnavi is crying? "Abhi asked excitedly.
Jannat narrowed her eyes, "look at this guy how happy he looked after making the girl cry that loved him . Unbelievable. Good thing she has decided to move on now"
Siddharth continued, "so I was saying-"
"What!"Abhi shouted. Siddharth glared at him.
Jannat watched Abhi in disbelief,"what did you expect? She would love you still while you just go around hurting her. We will find a very good guy for her believe me, he would never call her cushion or rock head or you know hen??. What's wrong with you seriously?. I thought you were little okay compared to your friends. "
Abhi looked pale and heartbroken.
Siddharth slapped his forehead, wanted to yell WHY!!
Rolling his eyes he texted for the third time.
Sid
Jai pick up the heartbroken Abhi from here
Jai
What's happening there dude? A heartbreaking party?
I am coming I reached my end anyway
Jai's cheeks were red and blue. He shrieked seeing his face in the mirror, appeared on the verge of crying.
"It doesn't look that-" Reem said
he turned back at Reem.
"Baaaaad" Reem completed cringing. "Okay what about my lips see them?" she pointed at her red swollen lips.
Jai sniffed, "I had a date tomorrow"
Reem wanted to slap him again but she held herself back.
"Sorry okay" she said flatly, "don't pounce on a girl like that, next time you will land yourself behind bars" She made a move to leave.
"So you really don't like me? Jai asked with puppy eyes.
Reem shook her head with a sad smile,"see you are not my type. We won't get along I simply don't like you, you are so annoying and just makes me want to beat you red and .."
"I get that" Jai cut her off pointing at his face.
Reem groaned," you will always bring that up now?"
Jai nodded touching his face.
Reem felt guilty which she shouldn't because he was bloody going on kissing her.
"But you can make it up by going on a date with me tomorrow?" Jai suggested casually pointing at his face again.
Reem looked away, " what did I SAY?? Don't you hear anything??"
"Okay as friends?" Jai came near her showing his face to her.
Reem shoved his face away, "no friends! didn't you have enough already with that friend thing???"
"Fine fine as strangers thing haha haha did you see what I did there?" He laughed but stopped seeing Reem's blank look.
"Like two strangers like two nice strangers I want to see nice Reem"
"She doesn't exist"
"Oh you agreed!. We'll see that tomorrow now"
Jai moved out quickly before Reem could say anything.
Oh this boy she thought staring at her red palm.
Jai grinned patting his cheek thinking, he didn't have a date tomorrow but now he had.
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