Waiting in Chipotle, behind the counter, stood a bored-looking Prince Phillip, who was just about to die from boredom. Behind him loomed the spectre of the grim reaper, menacingly towering a foot and a half above his shoulders and casting a dark aura across the room. He then invited Brimmlowe in who was wearing a crack cosplay. Everyone blushed. Then suddenly Queen Elizabeth of England would come through the door, asking his majesty the most outrageous thing in his life. "Do you want to see my pussy, Phillip? You want to see me dance on that pole don't you? You want to see me naked with my huge inmortal boobs hanging out? Just admit it; you love incest." After he heard what his wife had to say, Prince Phillip began to unzip his pants, and then took off his boxers showing his member (a.k.a penis for the uneducated) which was dripping with a strange white fluid (a.k.a Cum). After Lizzy has seen Phillip's motivation to commit sexual intercourse, she would throw away her 69 Million Dress, though something would interrupt them. A Strange White Rich Catholic Lady would come through the door, with strangely similar CD's to the one you would have usually seen at some Vinyl Store or whatever. The names of the albums would usually have to do something with abuse, like "Ultraviolence". Whoever thought of that name must have been a literary genius right? Definitely better than any Shakespeare Adaptation to date like who the fuck watches Twilight.

Queen Elizabeth would look at Lana Del Rey as if it was her mortal enemy, really i would understand her since why would she want a another white christian whore nearby her HUSBAND, who was already a subject to homosexual propaganda used by Lana herself.

Lana then asked them the question "Do you practice reading the Bible 24/7? I just want to know since both of your outfits aren't really christian are they?"


Queen Elizabeth responded to Lana Del Rey with a really formal answer to her question
"Lana, i appreciate your efforts of trying to fuck my Husband so you can start actually earning money, though talking to us about Christianity isn't the right thing to do. After all you have done polygamy yourself you dumb bitch."

Then Prince Phillip got angry, starting to yell causing both women to back away from eachother. "Can't we just have sex together! You are both two beautiful, white rich women with catholic values, we should appreciate each other in the name of the Lord and Saviour!"

Both women agreed, and Prince Phillip would show them a secret room where they would spend the entire night together in a really rich, white luxurious room.

"I always loved the way you two loved." Lana said, embracing the art of Incest and Pedophilia in it's ultimate form

"Ah, it's good to know that people love our relationship, after all it's ideal and it's definetely what god wanted, right?" Said Queen Elizabeth.

Prince Phillip would soon be ready to be fucked by these two beautiful white women with catholic ideals, however something stopped them from doing so. A Figure would come to the room, with numerous albums in her hands and she would wear sneakers instead of high heels unlike Queen Elizabeth and Lana. Her name is Taylor Swift, she's also a rich white lady however she is from Nashville, Bitchland and she doesn't really care about what others say. She just can make bad guys bad for a weekend, right?

"So you're gonna be there forever?" Taylor asked.

Lana responded to her fellow competitor who also loves Jack Antonoff (Jack-Off); "You're not allowed there, this is a private session between me and my Daddy."

Taylor Swift soon pulled out a snake, which would bite Lana's Boob, (for the uncultured, it's a reference to Cleopatra's Death, a.k.a Britney Spears) saying "I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me."

As Lana would be biten by the Snake, she would fall on the ground and start floating, usually meaning that's she's the child of god. HOW THE FUCK DID SHE MANAGE TO FUCK HIM ASWELL???

Queen Elizabeth would be shocked by this, suddenly fainting. While Taylor would be left with Prince Phillip, about to come back stronger than a 90s trend.

"Are you ready for it, Prince Phillip?" Taylor asked him, finally questioning her own Reputation.

Prince Phillip would be scared, seeing that Taylor's Pussy would start growing out of nowhere and would soon destroy the basement they would be in. Soon it would grow to such sizes that it would break the wall and bury Prince Phillip in the ground. Eventually the Pussy would deflate and Taylor would walk out of the Chipotle, finally satisfied with what she has achieved, getting out her Death Note and crossing out Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip and Lana Del Rey. Her main focus now is Katy Perry, which she will give a flop career, aswell as a pixie cut that will definetely make her success on the charts even better.