The gods stared at me.

"Luke?"

I smiled. "Hey. What I miss? Oh right. You guys betraying Percy which caused her to come to us and then her being lost on a mission. So yeah. Now you can have her death on your- oh who am I kidding you guys don't have consciences."

Oh and...I wasn't smiling at the end of that for the record.

"She was a-"

"Before you finish that sentence, Chaos would have never allowed a traitor within the ranks-"

"Then how are you a member?" She questioned smugly.

Glaring at her I crossed my arms.

"Omega and Percy convinced Chaos to let me join. And Percy never regretted it."

Zeus chuckled. "Omega probably has though. You blame her for what happened that one time."

"To be fair she also blames me for that exact same thing. So it kinda evens out."

"Uh. What are you talking about?" Dad questioned me.

"Just something that got Omega hit...with the Master Bolt...nothing big."

"You set off thirty three flash grenades, and destroyed beams so part of the ceiling would fall on me."

"The beams totally weren't our fault. The flash grenades sure but not the beams."

"Um. Hey hold this." Chaos shoved a kitten into my hands before disappearing.

"What- Tide?"

Percy looked up at me, her eyes closed, and meowed.

What the frick was he thinking? He turned me into a kitten. A kitten Luke. And it had to be one that's too young to have opened its eyes. Like honestly.

I sighed and held her closer to me. "Well...this is awkward."

Poseidon is now glaring at me...which I mean is justified.

He's protective of her.

Luke are you even listening to me? I need help. Dad put a block on my powers and I have... we're on Olympus aren't we?

Yep.

We're in front of the council aren't we?

Yep.

Dam. Can you get my dad? I think you know which one I mean right?

Totally. So Chaos?

If you weren't my boyfriend I would so kill you.

I chuckled and looked up at Poseidon. "Tide would like to talk to you but...given the fact she...what like a week old kitten...I kinda am gonna have to do some middleman stuff."

"I will return shortly." Poseidon stood and grabbed his trident before becoming mortal sized.

And then we disappeared and reappeared in that same cabin from before.

Yeah the one back from when there was that dance.

Percy sunk her claws into my shirt and refused to let go.

Percy. You can let go now.

No.

Percy yes.

Percy no.

I sighed and looked at her dad. "Please help me."

Poseidon walked over and gently removed Percy, cradling her against him.

Well then. Nice to see who she favors.

Oh come on, I can go five thousand years without her rubbing off on me but I can't even go a month of dating?!

Not cool.

Not cool at all.

How about you explain how you got into this mess?

Easy. Chaos is being a super overprotective mother hen and he's like well if you're a helpless little kitten who can't even walk you can't get into a lot of trouble.

I was silent.

And he just likes messing with you.

And there it is people.

"Why is she a kitten?"

"In her words, Chaos is being a super overprotective mother hen. Which doesn't surprise me."

"I question her sensibilities in choosing to have you become part of the Elite. And then even more so when she chooses to date you."

I shrugged. "Since when has she ever made smart decisions?"

Hey! Actually you're right about that...

Of course I am. I've only had to live with you for five thousand years.

I could hear her sigh through the link.

But it was kinda funny cause at the same time, Poseidon started gently petting her.

So...was it...

Okay yeah it was probably exasperation.

"I'm gonna go...before Chaos decides to turn her into a wolverine or something."

I unsheathed my sword and teleported out of there.

Percy

I rested my head against Dad's arm as he lightly ran his fingers over my fur.

"Are you tired little one?"

Don't know how he expected me to answer, cause I don't think cat is a language...

He's sitting me down. Um...

Okay...

What's happening?

Something laid behind me, and I caught a whiff of its scent.

Dad.

But...did he seriously turn into a cat?

That questioned was answered quickly when he started grooming me.

"Dad! That's weird!"

"No it isn't. Right now we're cats. And this is what cats do."

I huffed slightly, twitching my tail.

"I thought cats ignored you until they want food then are all nice...and then attack you for no reason other than the fact you touched them for ten seconds."

"That too. But you are my child Percy. My kitten. So I will take care of you."

I didn't respond.

"I know, I know. I'm horrible at it. But I'm trying to make up for it okay? I can't go back and change things. So the most I can do is try to make up for it now."

"I need a nap."

"Go ahead." He curled around me protectively. "I will keep you safe little one."

"I freaking swear to Chaos Dad, stop."

"I'm pretty sure Chaos would simply call you names of a similar caliber. So go to sleep Percy."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Percy just go to sleep already you can argue all you want in the morning."

IM ALIVE!!!!!

Hehe...

Sorry bout not updating for like ever.

But I got Undertale and I'm doing a very crappy Fem Percy crossover thing with that.

And yeah...

I'll try to get more chapters done soon

Cause school's out for summer guys!

(Also if any of you guys are in Ohio or near Ohio we have a mini library comicon thing on the 27[I think] in New Philadelphia. Like tiny but hey. Figured I'd spread the word cause it's fun.)

Anyway...

See yah