Can I just crawl in a hole and die?

I really don't like what I've done

And what am I talking about

Ah,

Regret,

It's a beautiful thing, no?

You having a perfect day

Just relaxing and having fun

And then you just have a fUCKing CRINGE ATTACK RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYONE THINKS YOURE POSSESSED!!

Phew,

I needed to get that out

Basically you do something really stupid

Or embarrassing

And you just feel like the whole of the world Hates you

And you disappointed everyone

By being the most terrible example

Of a human being

You should just become the freaking human embodiment

Of Captin Cringe

(Did a bad pun about Captin Crunch. I'll let myself out now)

Because you feel like

You are gonna be haunted by it forever

And that would be true

If you put the fucking thing

On the bloody internet

Because that's what I'm talking about

God fucking dammit

Why can't I be a normal human being for once?

Because you have done something wrong in the universe, Fandoms and they aren't willing to forgive you yet.

Don't pay attention to me talking to myself over there.

IM NOT CRAZY, I SWEAR

I just ate a donut

Don't judge,

Donuts are delicious

I'm getting really off topic

I hate my cringe attacks

Mostly because my friends already think I'm crazy

Now they think I'm possessed

Because I did one thing

More like I did a number of things since about birth

But that's not the point!

Okay it's kinda the point

What was I talking about?

I'm embarrassing myself

OK

Let's just stop this right now

So I'm guessing that I'm the only one in the world

Who is a terrible example

Of a human being

Goodbye

And have a good cringe

Because I know that I probably made you remember an experience

That sounded wrong

Don't hate me!