i dont know how to do it. imma make it in the future. for now, lets focus on the story that happened roughly 10 minutes ago.

I did a Xbox post saying i want to play Minecraft (dont judge) with someone. then a girl showed up and messaged me "hey im single and ready to mingle. im a girl btw". I shook my head knowing this is either a trap or a joke. But no. It was an actual girl, she is 13 and lives in Canada. After some talking, she came up and asked "So, when are you gonna ask me the big question?" The only questions i know are "Ya like jazz?" and "Will you marry me?". So i asked what question? will you marry me or something?. She countered with a no, and added the one a bit lower. What she of course meant was "Will you be my bf/gf" I acted dumb and she played along. then she asked me "So you wanna be my bf?" I knew she doesnt mean it. I mean, who would (with a normally functioning brain) go out with me? A 5"5 ball of lard. I jokingly said "sure. if thats what you want". after some talking she asked me if i have friends or been in a relationship before. the answer was no i dont have any and i was in one relationshio before, that was actually a Truth Or Dare. then we came onto the topic of memes and i jokingly said memes are my drugs. to that she respoded with "if you do drugs, we are over". That is something i relate to. Nobody wants their partner to be a crackhead. In a matter of seconds she broke up with me. Then she said she is going to be right back. Suddenly a dude came and said "Im a guy btw".

you may think that i got trapped. the answer is partially yes. but i could hear her talking to someone in the background. so this whole ordeal was just to make me feel even more like shit... well played Bella and Brian. Now all i do is wonder what my life is and what its going to be.