I just had the craziest convo in my life. Fucking fuckedy fuck fuck fuckeroo it got from 0.01 to ♾ instantly. It was a normal talk between me and a female (good one right? Right?). We greeted eachother, told our names and ages and talked about school, where we are from and family stuff. Then her boyfriend came and asked if i like her. I said "Yeah but i mean, she is your girlfriend and all" then he went with "yes or no". Now this puts me in a situation where the wrong answer will fuck me up. "Yes i do, but not THAT way." Was my definitive and final answer. This is the point where i cannot describe it so ill post screenshots. (I feel like one of those message stories channels)

Please dont hate her. She is either really really sensitive, or even more sensitive. I just got the most evil idea. Every one of you should go and follow her and tell her that you are on my behalf. Im not doing this because she dumped me(i highly press x to doubt that she really would fly over to germany just to meet me [isnt worth it]). Im doing this because i dont want her to hate me.

So please, dont hate her. Hate me. In other words, follow her and tell her that i dont hate her and i want the best for her.