"Sooo we need to pick up your sister? Do you have any idea where she is?" We were just
leaving the neighborhood, because Grace needed to grab her purse!

"Nope, nor do I care."

Grace laughed then grabbed her phone from her bag. "I can't wait to see how you do in
school."

"What is that suppose to mean?"

"I don't know yet." Grace blew a bubble with her gum. "Hopefully you don't follow Jawan's path
of being the class clown."

"I won't. I'm more of a quiet person..."

Grace burst out into laughter. "Yeah sure."

I didn't know how to respond to that, so I found it best that I stayed quiet and observed the
scenery. It was a nice town that we had moved to. We were right now walking down a road that
seemed to have tons of diners on it, but no chain restaurants. It felt kinda nice to escape those
and have some good food for a change.

The sun was getting low in the sky, but it felt like this place was still buzzing. Tons of teens
were roaming the streets being Teens, while others kept quiet. The roads were quiet, but they
weren't empty. You would see the occasional car drive by, but that's really all. This town felt
more... Calm I guess.

Anyways, the route we went was different then the one we went earlier. It was on the opposite
side since we had to go over to Grace's house. We were actually walking past a big park, when

I heard one of the bush's rumble, and a Grace had a worried look on her face.

"Start runn-"

"HEYYY!!" A man jumped out from one of the bushes and almost gave the both of us a heart
attack. He seemed to be dressed like some sort of shitty wizard, because he had on a big
robe,(it looked like it used to be blue, but now it was a shade of brown) a giant wizard looking
hat that was the same color. "Hello there friends!" He actually sounded like Jack sparrow, but
his words were so slurred it wasn't even funny.

"Listen man, we gotta go." We started to walk off but he ran in front of us.

"Not yet!" Oh and did I forget to mention that he reeked of alcohol and piss? "Ooh we have a
lady!" He grabbed his stick and pointed it towards Grace. "What if I," The wizard man pulled out
a bottle of rum and took a swig. "put my other magic wand in your fairy spot?"

"Then I would call the police and report you for 5 counts of rape." Grace pulled out her phone
and showed it to him. "So why don't you leave me the fuck alone, and maybe you might have a
chance..."

"Really!" The hobo's eyes lit up.

"No I was joking!" Grace laughed. "I might change my mind if you show me a magic trick
though!"

"Oh I can do that!" He scratched his overlong beard and grabbed his bottle of alcohol. "I call this
one the disappearing act!" He stopped for a second, then the wizard ran and vomited in a
nearby bush. "Ok sorry about that!" He said while wiping vomit of his beard. "Let's begin!"

The wizard took the cap of the bottle then he threw it on the ground while screaming. The glass
bottle shattered and the man jumped back and fell to the ground. Hitting his head on a rock,
causing him to go unconscious.

"Uh is he okay?" I leaned over the man, and he jumped up in the air causing me to fall back into
grace, knocking the two of us over.

"Well that was a doozy!" The man picked up a piece of glass and started chewing on it. "So,
now we have sex right?"

"No!" Grace looked horrified. "Wait, next time ok! Just let me leave with my friend! I'll even wear
a slutty outfit!"

The man licked his lips and smiled. "Ok! I have some toys left over!" He gave Grace a wink.

"Next time sweet cheeks!"

Grace shuddered and we started to leave. Once we were out of eyesight from him grace burst
out into laughter. "That guy is to funny! I say that every time I come this way! There is no way he'll
ever get any of this!" Grace motioned to her body and I just sighed.

"I just wanna go to the mall!"

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So, what did you think? Weird or nah?

I love that hobo wizard XD

Cya next week :D

DJUnicorn★彡™