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IT'S  A  SCREAM,  BABY!

INDIANA WINGER

DIANA SILVERS

is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

it's a knife.

god, you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid, ghost boy.

there's usually more fighting for your life rather than talking at this point in the night.

sorry, i'm new to the whole victim thing.

oh, you're not my victim, baby. you're my final girl.

so, you do wanna fuck me!

BILLY LOOMIS

SKEET ULRICH

why the hell would you think i was the killer?

you have the gorgeous, but overall soulless and penetrating eyes of a serial killer.

so, what i'm hearing is that you think billy is gorgeous.

look at him, stuart. his cheekbones are so sharp. maybe that's what he gut casey with.

STU MACHER

MATTHEW LILLARD

pay attention to me, indy. i'll die without constant affection from you.

well, fucking die because i have to get to work. hugs don't buy cars.

ugh. okay, quit your job and cuddle me forever, and as payment, i'll get you a car.

we are in two very different tax brackets, huh?

VIRGINIA WINGER

PHOEBE TONKIN

indy, i need you to be honest with me so that i can help. did you kill casey becker?

how could you ask me that?

i mean, it's not as if you haven't ever stabbed someone to death before.

yeah, but there's a big fucking difference between self defense and hanging a girl from a tree by her guts!

SIDNEY PRESCOTT

NEVE CAMPBELL

i see the way he looks at you.

what are you talking about?

i'm talking about billy only being with me because of my mom dying and not wanting to pile onto the grief. but anyone with eyes can see he'd rather be with you.

don't say that, sid. he loves you.

but not like he loves you.

TATUM RILEY

ROSE MCGOWAN

honestly, i've been waiting forever for stu to make a move on you.

wh - tatum, that's your boyfriend!

eh, it's a little more casual than that, and we all know it. as long as i still get to have my fun, i don't care where he goes on nights when i'm busy.

RANDY MEEKS

JAMIE KENNEDY

okay, but when you were done flirting with the killer—

i didn't know he was going to brutally mutilate casey while i was flirting!

sure. but what did you say your favorite scary movie was?

killer klowns from outer space.

i've suddenly lost all respect for you as a human being.

so that's where you draw the line? not her getting turned on by a psycho killer over the phone?

eh, we've all got our kinks.

JACKSON MARTIN

JONATHAN DAVISS

we should start a band.

we should totally start a band!

so, it's official. we're in a band now. what's your name, by the way? should probably know that since we're in a band together.

SOPHIA MARTIN

CHANDLER KINNEY

tatum riley is the hottest girl to walk the halls of woodsboro high and she just kissed you on the fucking cheek.

don't be jealous. and i mean, i could probably get her to kiss you on the mouth if you'd like, soph.

i'm gonna shove my drumstick so far up your ass, winger.

ISAIAH STARNES

HUNTER DOOHAN

i told my mom that i was at an extra piano practice.

i mean, you are practicing on the keyboard.

yeah, but i don't think my mom wants me playing alice cooper covers at a party. i cannot survive another 'modern music is for devil worshipers' lecture.

not to validate your mom, but she is right on that. cooper is a piece of shit. just so happens school's out is one of the songs requested for the setlist.

which makes no sense because this is a back-to-school party. school is not out.