"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

Can February March? No, but April May!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.

To call the whole Elon Musk controversy "Elon-Gate" seems like a bit of a stretch.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it's ground beef.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!"