Hihi yuki here again!!!!
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DISCLAIMERS: don't own khr...but I have my fantasies.... you know ~those with reborn and tsuna kissing and hibari with mukuro having their own secert moments while takeshi and hayato cuddle together in an bed with pink blankets.
Fantasies are wonderful ~aren't they?
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Reborns P.O.V
Tch iemitsu is an idiot.
Isn't dame-tsuna suppose to be the cute little brunet that couldn't hurt an fly?
Yea an harmless little brunet who pushes his own siblings down the stairs.
Its common knowledge that pushing people down stairs can cause even death.
And what's with the kind and obvious mother?
So kind that the harmless little brunet got away with almost killing his siblings.
I guess it's just luck that bakila is still alive.
And isn't bakila suppose to be beautiful girl that's never showed interest in any boys?
With lustful eyes? Hardly
And ahoshi? (The loner lion-San!!! Ah I'm using ur idea is that oki? Just couldn't help it... )polite and kind with a little bit of temper? More like rude.
Dame-tsuna's behavior is unacceptable, even in the Mafia one shouldn't harm his own family. Neverless blood family.
Kila and hoshi's behavior might be changeable........ afterall I am reborn there's more than one meaning to my name.
If I could fix dino then kila and hoshi would be no problem.
But dame-tsuna is an problem, good thing he wasn't chosen as boss.
Vongola doesn't need an worse reputation next generation.
(Kufufufu~ how he has no idea )
Either way....... this family is an HUGE mess.
I took out my work phone, flipping it open I dailed in an few number.
"Gokudera hayato?I want you to come to namimori Japan to test the new decimo and decima."
"Hai!reborn-San"
Beep
Smoking bomb hayato would probably be here in an few days.I went up the stairs.
Wait?
Dame-tsuna already went out? What time?
Is he---- no he wouldn't.
"Leon"I said, Leon didn't come out,ever since I came to this house Leon had been for some reason............... mad at me?
(Leon has his memories since he's not human, BTW is Leon even an he?)
Leon still obeys my every command but he's been hesitating.
Its really weird.
"Whats wrong Leon?"I asked.
Leon just stepped out.
He turned into an hammer as I walked into the twins rooms.
"Wake up!! Ahoshi!bakila! "I yelled.
"5 more minutes"maoned hoshi while kila just woke up without any complains.
"Then I'm going to wake you up vongola style"I said felling nogistic, have I been in this situation before??
It feels really nice, only if this this doesn't feel really off.
I raised the Leon hammer and without any mercy I started to torture ahoshi while bakila just took her clothes and started to change in the bathroom.
Does Nana know about her families situation?If so, this so very wrong.
A big mystery.
But there's nothing that the worlds best hitman can't solve.
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Tsuna's P.O.V
There's still an hour before school.with nothing to do basil, Aki,and me just sat on the park minding our own business.(which by the way is nothing)
"Kyoya just left like that ,so cold"I sighed getting up from one of the benchs in the park "guess we'll just have to wait for chrome now"
"I never thought that the demon was gay"Aki said getting up after basil.
"He's not"I smiled"he's just pinapplesexual "
"Pinapplesexual...."basil sweat dropped.
Aki smiled"wow...that's intense"
"By the way why did you do that before "aki asked.
Basil started blushing like an tomato.
I smirked ignoring aki's questions and basils protests "Anyways, let's go back into akis house I didn't bring any bentos yet and I don't think any of the restaurants in town is going to sell anything to me"
Basil nodded
Aki just hummed alway into his house.
(Inside The house )
Aki took put his keys and unlocked his apartmemt door upon entering the house he tripped on something.
Another box
An long one this time.
Smelling the strong marshmallow flavor coming from it, i imediatly knew who sended it
"What now "i mumbled.
Basil followed from behind me and peeked at the box.
"Tsuna, thou box is from byakuran-dono right?could it be another one of those items? "
"Chances are yes."I replied "let's open it "
Hearing that Basil took out his boomerang like Weapon out and started to cut the outlining tape.
"Do you bring that with you everywhere? "I sweat dropped.
Basil just nodded.
"He better not do the same trick again"I mumbled.
"What?"aki looked at me curiously as Basil opened The box.
Basil opened the box to see another box....
I sighed, Basil opened the next box meeting an next box...
"I'm going to make the bentos, good luck Basil "I said frustrated at byakurans antics and headed toward the kitchen .
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"Basil ,aki,I finished the bentos so how's the box opening "

Aki sweat dropped" ne ~I think we're almost there "he pointed at the 20 boxes next to basil, each smaller than the previous.

"Is thou even nessacary?!?"mumbled basil

"No."I replied

I went into the kitchen and took out 4 bentos.

"Why 4?"aki asked "ne~ don't you usually make 3?"

"Oh.hibari"

"Ok"

I put one of the bentos warped in white cloth next to basil, I gave the second bento to aki while the last two bentos landed next to my bag.

"Tsuna, thou box has finally been opened"basil said after a while.

Opening the box was an baseball bat. I smiled.

"Tsuna.....thou is......"basil muttered

"Ne ~....what's that ?!?"aki piped up.

"It's my rain guardians first sword"I said smiling and remembering how Takeshi would sometimes try to play baseball with the bat ,only to cut the ball incoming ball into two pieces.

I looked at my watch. 20 more minutes till school.

I looked around Aki's house and found an big shopping bag.

(Aki lives alone)

"Aki I'll be borrowing this!!!"I said

"Sure"aki replied getting his bento and bag "ne ~ you can keep it.not like I need it you're the one that cooks and buys all the groceries anyways"

"Like an housewife"basil teased

"W-wait basil"I protested"that not true!!"

"Tsuna"aki came forward and put an hand on my shoulder.

"Thou is an now undeniable fact "basil came toward and put his hand on my other shoulder.

Why are aki and basil so mean sometimes...............?

I went into my own little corner and sulked.....

"Ne ~let's go!"aki said opening the door.

I got up from my corner ,took the bentos and put it in the huge shopping bag along with the baseball bat, picking my school bag and the shopping bag up I followed basil out the door.

------------------------------------at school-------------------------------------

(3rd person P.O.V)

People around the school tried to avoid Tsuna. Teachers didn't even bother to ask tsuna what was in his bag or why he even had an suspicious looking shopping bag with bunnies on it.

Well the bag isn't suspicious looking at all, but what is suspicious is that the freak-tsuna was carrying it. Could there be guns in it? Students of namimori asked themselves .

No, they decided ,no matter now tricky the freak is he still lives in the same house as the Angels -hoshi and kila, and the two angels would never allow any danger to their family.(the students believe that hoshi and kila views everyone in town as family)

That's what the students of namimori thought.

But were they correct?

Hardly.

"Omnivore,"an voice ran through the quiet hallway full of people who had shutted up the moment they had caught sight of tsuna."the bag"

Tsuna turned around, faced hibari and smiled. An warm smile, the students noted ,not his usual sadistic one.

"Kyoya, it's going to rain"tsuna replied

Kyoyas eyes widened slightly, just slightly enough for nobody else in the hallway except for tsuna , not even aki or basil , to take notice of.

putting an bento in kyoyas hand tsuna said"you need to eat more"

Tsuna tilted his fedora and walked Alway, aki and basil following slowly behind.

Outside on an tree sat an confused hitman. On that hit mans shoulder sat an lizard named Leon.

Are lizards able to smile?

If yes then Leon would be beaming right now.

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"Yamamoto's going to jump!" Was heard throughout the school.
Out of all things nobody expected to schools most valued baseball star to jump.
Nobody expected it, expecially not our little tuna fish........
Funny thing to say though......shouldn't tsuna be the one to know that takeshi is going to jump!?!?
"What the fuck!?!?"the brunet cursed under his breath."how did this happen?

Somewhere in another one of those trees sat reborn

"Yamamoto Takeshi, rain guardian candidate."he jumped off of the tree and went somehow got behind kila and hoshi who were in their empty classroom having no idea what was going on.

"Bakila ahoshi, Yamamoto Takeshi is going to jump."reborn said

Kila and hoshi turned around.

"WHEN THE HECK DID YOU GET HERE ?!?!"hoshi shouted.

Kila just mentally fangirled about how reborn came all the way from home to school just for her.

Ignoring hoshi reborn just went onto the point "one of you has to go save him. He's the best candidate for the rain guardian."

At that moment different thoughts went through both hoshi and kilas mind.

'Yamamoto Takeshi.....huh? Perfect for Ojo-sama's servant , although his grades can do some work , after saving him he'll probably do whatever I say so after that all I need to do is to take more more of his time off baseball , make sure he gets better grades , and then somehow make him totally ditch baseball , then he's a hot servant to go!' Thought an greedy blond girl , being careful to not show her thoughts onto her face. After all she needs to have an totally beautiful image in front of her prince , reborn.

'Yamamoto Takeshi ? That baseball star ? Oh well! Leave him alone, he's better off dead then being my subordinate, after all it'll be easier for both of us,' was something that went through an twin of the greedy girls mind, he knew that Yamamoto won't have an nice life as the boys subordinate,and the boy doesn't want to be around an sudicidal wimp either. So basically the boy was thinking that leaving Takeshi to die was an better life for both boys.

Hard to tell who was more sane.

Reborn just stood there waiting for one of the vongola tenth seat candidate to move.

After an while kila said "let's go save Yamamoto-San"

Reborn smirked , after he got rid of the girls lust , she might be able to become an good leader.

Oh how wrong he was , after all reborn DID miss the greedy look that overtook the blonde face immediately afterwards.

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"Please don't jump Yamamoto"

voice pleaded through the roof.

half of the school gathered on the roof that day, and surpisingly even hibari kyoya was watcing ,though it went unoticed to most people.

most of the people on the roof didnt notice hibari whom was on another roof wartching the scene and takeshi was not one of them.

takeshi noticed hibari glaring at him and shivered 'does hibari actually want me dead?' takeshi sighed "oh well...... i will be dead soon anyways.....the baseball god has thrown me alway...."

hibari possibly cant hear what takeshi had just said but at that moment hibaris glare had just got deadlier.

"please dont jump yamamoto-san' takeshi turned to meet face to face with kila.

takeshi smiled one of his fake smles "maa maa its ok.... im going to die anyways so why not just die right now?"

"but what about your dad yamamoto-san?!？"kila asked

"wel....im sure he wont want an useless son like me"takeshi smiled"besides ive already decided to die"

at that takeshi thought he had heard an annoyed 'che' comiing from kila but he brushed it off.

takeshi turned around again, glanced at kyoya whos still glaring and closed his eyes.

suddenly another voice can be heard.

"if you really want to die now "takeshi turned around once more and kyoya dropped his glare, smirking "would you give me the honor of killing you ?"

standing behind kila on the roof was tsuna, an shopping bag with bunnies in hand.

although looking pretty rediculous, everyone on the roof , inluding reborn who was watching the scene near another tree, shivered.

tsuna was now in his scariest stage.

from inside of he cute looking bunny bag , tsuna took out an worn out looking baseball bat.he walked foward with the bat on his shoulders with an mencing aura.

nearby an mumble of "good luck takeshi-dono" and "pitiful ne ~" can be heard.

kyoya left his spot on the roof knowning that an certain omnivore will fix everything and started toward the roof where tsuna and takeshi now stood.

herbivores are crowding here, people crowding = people bitten to death.

"Maa maa tsunayoshi-kun you don't really mean that do you? "Asked takeshi.
Bad choice
"Yes I really do " replied tsuna with an killer aura.
Yes he really does.
Reborn watched, even from his hiding spot the killer aura was deadly.
Takeshi took an step back.
Tsuna took an step forward.
Takeshi took another step back.
Tsuba took another step forward .
The pattern kept continuing until takeshi was leaning against the fence.
Tsuna took and final step toward as takeshi flinched and the fence broke.
Takeshi started to fall.
Reborn was going to shoot an dying will bullet at kila at that moment but something stopped him.
Tsunas eyes flashed orange and before reborn noticed anything tsunas was pulling takeshi back up from the fence with one hand.
That's right ,the weakest looking person in school is apparently pulling up the schools baseball star with one hand effortlessly.
The students surely was not that surprised but what reborn got was pure shock.
After all tsuna WAS the weakest looking male he had ever encountered.
HECK even the kid that sticked with tsuna along with the outdated speech person looked better in shape.
Yep even that girly looking guy(no offence aki don't hurt me his words not mine)had an body that looked more like an boys.
'As they say,'reborn thought' don't judge an book by it's cover, this kid is indeed dangerous '
Pulling takeshi up tsuna held up his hand and slapped takeshi across the face so loud that the sound echoed through the roof.
Ouch
Takeshi put his hand on his checks trying to sooth the pain with no luck.
"That hurts "takeshi wined.
"You deserved it was tsunas cold answer as he took one of take a his hand gently, to the baseball stars surprise , and placed the silver baseball bat from his other hand on it.
At that the roof silenced.
Everyone who watched the previous scene just stood there wondering what would happen next.
Takeshi's eyes widened.
Then the baseball star smiled.
An genuine smile.
He leaned against tsunas shoulders and whispered. "Thank you ,my sky, the rain has stopped I'm sorry for the worry..."
Nobody knew what was said.
Nobody besides an certain rain and an certain sky.
There was silence, so much silence.
Kila just stood there, eyes wide I'm shock and confusion.
While reborn glared from his tree.
Was the brunet not as bad as he thought after all?
'Sawada tsunayoshi........'
Fot an while minute, there was just silence on the roof.
Suddenly an voice came.
"For crowding, I'll bite you to death" from the door of the roof was an skylark.
An bloodthirsty skylark..............
Lets just say, that day yamamoto's suicide attempt brought more injuries than expected.
But on that same day injuries were also bring healed.
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Wao longest chapter so far....kufufufu~ and I even said that the last chapeter would probably be the longest.....oh well...oh and just saying that there will be 8059 I mean like 80 percent of the fujoshis and fudanshis in the khr fandom ship them and yea......oh well
CHAOS!!!!! XD ≧﹏≦