FANGS, A RODRICK HEFFLEY FIC.   

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playing maneater
0:18 —o—————————————————4:00
I walk in the door you start screaming.

MANEATER
MAKE YOU WORK HARD
MAKE YOU SPEND LARGE
(A RODRICK HEFLEY STORY)

MEANMUGGIN / FANGS 🕯
make you want all her love

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WARNINGS / SYNOPSIS
MENTIONS OF THE FOLLOWING;
Violence, blood, mythical creatures;
vampires etc, cursing, death and additional.

IN WHICH
rodrick needs a last minute babysitter for his
little sister in order to make it to his band.
As his hand clutches the phone the door bell rings
to reveal a hot girl who happens to be a babysitter.
Just his luck.
Without hesitation he invites her in-a terrible mistake-regretting it later as the night goes on.

[CAST]

rodrick heffly
lead singer, vampire magnet,
eyeshadow enthusiast.
"turns out I can't make it to practice,
I'm sick."
18.

jennifer check
retired babysitter, picky eater,
boy manipulator
"I have a great taste in men."
18.

Jane heffley
sarcasm addict, loner, shoplifter
"she's the babysitter? is that like her
prostitute name?"
15.

"she's a maneater
make you buy cars,
make you cut cards,

make you fall real hard in love."

disclaimers: of course I don't own these characters,  they don't exist in the same universe (diary of the wimpy kid/Jennifer's body) I just kept their names.

authors note: I'm really excited for this because it looks so spooky and I love Jennifer and Roderick so 😏

tags: PLAYGALS -SZASGARDEN W0ND3RLUSST-
sitchski NORMALGIRLSTAN SHESWRITESLOVE blondedona faiIedcumstain -ADOREMARAIS SLIMESHAWTY 4DRUGZ unethicalhearts
DANCE4ARI 444xanny THEG4RDEN VERVAlN

inspo: TYL3RSWRLD, VERTISLUT and anybody with a vampire story or rodrick story.

I'm also posting this on my spam bc I know I might take this down.

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