omfg okay let's do this

00:03

Will this be an old-timey music video?

00:09

Alright, a girl getting ready to go to a party. Seems normal so far for this kind of song. I actually thought this was going to be super weird or something, haha. (Also, damn she's lookin' fine.)

00:14

Calling herself an Uber haha

00:20

Okay there's a big club but when does my beebo show up?

00:21

Oh, that's probably him at the bar.

00:37

Bad, Brendon! Don't touch the narrator's leg!

00:47

Pause it exactly now. Do it. I love Brendon's face, here, haha.

Also, this would probably be a good time to mention how great the director is. I love how the camera angles are coming from first person instead of third. It makes for a much more interesting music video.

From the thumbnail, I can't wait to figure out how Brendon ends up on the ground bleeding from a big hole in his stomach.

01:00

IF I THINK REALLY HARD, I CAN IMAGINE I'M DANCING WITH HIM.

01:30

BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T LICK HER ARM

01:39

wait what the f

hallucinations from drinking so much and snorting all that cocaine?

01:48

Brendon's just like, "NO, PLEASE, I DON' WANNAAAAA."

01:50

More calling for Ubers.

02:03

MMMMMMM I don't think I like where this is going.

...

Do I want this in my search history?

02:08

Wait what-- what is happening here???

DAmmit this video isn't normal! JUST ONE VIDEO, BRENDON.

Jk don't ever make them normal. That's what makes you great.

Alright so the girl's turning into a monster. Typical for a P!ATD MV.

02:11

I can imagine Brendon just screaming, "AAAGGGGHHH RUN AWAY," in a high pitched goat voice.

Don't ... don't question me, haha.

02:17

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS. CAUGHT THE LAMP, BITCH.

02:19

Oh God ...

02:23

Oh ... Oh gOd

This turned into some horror movie shit

02:28

PAUSE IT AND LOOK AT HIS FACE

02:34

oH okay tHEN

I see where he got it from, now!

02:40

I wonder ...

This is so great. I wish I'd came -- come -- Came (?) (Which one is it???) I wish I'd thought of this idea and turned it into a horror story.

02:41

NOT MY BRENDON

03:06

IS THIS BRENDON'S SECRET WAY OF TELLING US HE'S A CHANGLING.

03:09

*grunting in frustration*

Person #1: What's wrong, Rose?

Me: Oh, nothing. It's just my arm keeps turning into a tentacle, y'know? Even when I put the special ointment on it and everything. I just- I just can't figure out why the stuff isn't working anymore.

Person #1: You have fun with that ... 0_0

Me: Yeah, I'm just afraid it'll do this in public!

03:34

Me: DAMMIT IT HAPPENED. Stupid ointment!

Me: Geez now everyone thinks I'm a stupid tentacle monster that feasts off of humans.

Me: Don'tcha just hate when that happens?

03:40

Directed by Tim Hendrix

Tim Hendrix, you genius.

It kind of hurt my fan girl soul to see Brendon flirt with anyone besides his wife.

Overall, normal P!ATD music video and I loved it.