This is my friend telling me all she knows about Doctor Who from a Film Theory video.

So Doctor Who is about this alien-guy that can change his face whenever he's injured and stuff and he has a TARDIC which stand for time... association... um...

Then there's this fourteen year old girl named Rose or something that's in love with him.

Oh! And there's the Dallaks which are these tin thingys with colanders on their heads that say exterminate a lot.

Then there's the fallen angels which um... have wings sticking out of there backs because they're angels...

And there's like, one villain that has white-ish hair and he's Albert Eienstein.

Oh! And River Song! He's a villain.

Isn't one of them transgender?

There are thirteen doctors.

The 12th one is named um... Matt Smith?

And David Tennant is the second doctor.

Bowtie. That's a reference right?

Oh and he has two hearts hat beat really fast so it's like *proceeds to make a dying car noise*

No seriously! I'll show you the video!

*Draws a trashcan* This is a Dallak.

I know that at one point there's dinosaurs in space and he kisses his leg.

Ha! You didn't know about that scene! I know so much more than you!

Aren't there, like, 134 seasons? Or is that episodes?

Fish and sticks! That's a English thing!

And there's Rary who has a cool name. Isn't that the transgender one?

And what's worse is me and my friend who's a total Whovian were quizzing her and:

Me: What planet is The Doctor from?

Idiot Friend: Tardisville? Lizardium? Timemoville?

Whovian Friend: I actually don't remember...

Me: (Gapes) Gallefrey!