Person: So what religion are you?

Me: Fandom

Person: What?

Person: No, I mean who do you believe in?

Me: I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES!

Me: MORIARTY IS REAL!

Person: So you don't believe in angels-

Me: Of course I believe in angels. Sam and Dean run into them all the time.

Me: But that's why they have salt.

Person: Well I believe in the Lord-

Me: The Last of the Timelords.

Me: *spins chair in circles* DOOOWEEEOOOO