This is going to be my child in the future:

Me: What are we, Hazel Grace?
Child: Children of Nephlim.
Me: and what's our favorite show?
Child: Leverage
Me: And what do we ship?
Child: Johnlock
Me: And who do we stay away from?
Child: Perachel shippers.
Me: And is it Doctor Who?
Child: No, it's just The Doctor.
Me: Good girl, have a biscuit. I'm off to work and Daddy will be home in an hour. One more time, what do you do if there's a demon in the house?
Child: Don't blink, grab the salt and text my brother.
Me: good girl. Sherlock is over at Magnus' house for a play date but daddy is picking him up later. I can't believe his parents were in THAT fandom.