I am never letting my mother watch an episode of Merlin again. Everytime she does something she screams 'KAT I DID MAGIC' and I was not-so-politely informed that I have not mastered the art of magic. This is ridiculous and that's coming from someone who spends her home alone time summersaulting off the couch to action music, kickboxing and pretending to fight while clicking a toy pistol.

She also insists that 'just because I have a mind palace does not mean I can deduct her whenever I feel like it'

Psh. Even if I don't say it out loud I'll still do it in my head.